Two Hornbills in a Bus.

What do you do often in public transport?

  • Sleep

    Votes: 6 10.5%
  • Antisocial behavior (games, social media)

    Votes: 19 33.3%
  • Read a book

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • Listen to music or watch a movie

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • Meditate and Think about the day

    Votes: 17 29.8%
  • Socialize with passengers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Terrorize other passengers

    Votes: 7 12.3%

  • Total voters
    57
#21
Kaka blaza, people will always do what they want when they want. Furthermore, There’s no law against kuongea viloud kwa basi.

Do yourself a favour and control your responses to these situations simply because they do not fit your ideal image of how the world should be. Utaishi maisha happy sana. You’ll even come to enjoy them badala ya kufika point ya kutaka kuslap mtu ata hujui kwa bus. Nigga wtf.

Lakini pia kuslap watu ni option.
I wish ungekuwa umekaa next to them and try to mind your own business, I doubt and you would have retained your sentiments, labda ungeshuka uchukue another bus. I always avoid such situations no wonder I carry my headphones, jana I was not lucky.
 
#24
Habari ya Kenyatta Road? I never lack earphones, I have gotten several lays from PSVs.
Wait until you board a night vehicle full of kamba students from Kibabii university, it had one particular rarity a squint eyes with a bass, the young man said a hundred 'zii' seems he had recently added it to his diction. He spoke continuously for the 5 hours we were on the road.
Mimi ni wa stage Next, Kenyatta Road nimeikataa.
 

master.

Senior Villager
#25
Kaka blaza, people will always do what they want when they want. Furthermore, There’s no law against kuongea viloud kwa basi.

Do yourself a favour and control your responses to these situations simply because they do not fit your ideal image of how the world should be. Utaishi maisha happy sana. You’ll even come to enjoy them badala ya kufika point ya kutaka kuslap mtu ata hujui kwa bus. Nigga wtf.

Lakini pia kuslap watu ni option.
were you the subject of that conversation?
 

AMB_Sunday

Village Elder
#33
Mostly nikiwa kwa PSVs I read an Ebook, text some lass or play games. Tried this pretty lass once kumbe she was bangin the donda. Kungurus allover..
 

epoch

Village Elder
#34
That is how some people met and are happily married now. What i ask myself is do these couples fear that their spouses will meet other people in matatus and do as they did?
Kuna kitu inaitwa damu. Kama unafeel mtu, why not. The key is to master self-control.
 
#37
I HATE public transport! HATE! Kwanza sitting nxt to a man ni shida tupu! Kwanza if its long distance you will regret it! REGRET!!! Thank God these days there are flights to everywea. Because I've suffered! No matter what I would do, vaa sura ya job,read a book, look annoyed. Men must just be sumbua. I think I just have a motherly disposition! Nakwambia a cab driver has cried on me. Heh! Another young man told me his gf was impregnated twins by his best friend while he studied in Australia. Wueh! Vitu nimeambiwa. Acha kuongea kwa simu. Pouring their heart out to me. Anyway,I thank God I hardly ever use public transport anywea bcz I was suffering! All manner of characters! Perverts,pickpockets, even tout and driver want to fondle you. Nakwambia MATATU ni shida. I don't even want to remember! But I have some good memories of a gentleman paying for me after being pickpocketed.And another lady who tetead me, makanga alikataa na change yangu. That girl shouted at the kange akatoa pesa. Others maybe wanaona I have too much money, they shudnt rudishia me change. Mwingine alitoroka na change ya 500 . I used to carry a book and have headphones ndio nisiskize hiyo ushenzi ya classic fm. One day I sat nxt a young guy, anajaribu kuniongelesha,I jifanya I can't hear juu ya headphones, unajua alinitoa earphones? Ati, am talking to you!!! Sasa akaanza kuniuliza juu ya kitabu. It was about maumau women. I think men take a mat to be a brothel! So I had a strategy of seating nxt to women or older men. If evn in your own car,theyll disturb you, sasa wen ur in public transport ndio ni nini hawatajaribu? Na usifikirie its Kenyan men. Ive Sat nxt to muzungu men,Congolese,Nigerian,Tanzanian but Rwandese and Ugandan men they don't sumbua women in public transport! Saa hio ndio unajua urembo ni liability, anyway yalio pita sI ndwele. Although I still occasionaly use mat,once in a blue moon,if I can't get a cab, like out of Tao at rush hr but Im always apprehensive! Cabs nayo is another story, a cab driver female elderly, just fell apart, mwingine akashikwa na cop obstruction akaitushwa 5k, I had to tetea her, mpaka huyo cop siku hizi ni boyfriend yangu - maybe ni Pamba. MATATU giving you hell overlapping wen ur in ur own car.Anyway, you grow a thick skin.
 
#38
I HATE public transport! HATE! Kwanza sitting nxt to a man ni shida tupu! Kwanza if its long distance you will regret it! REGRET!!! Thank God these days there are flights to everywea. Because I've suffered! No matter what I would do, vaa sura ya job,read a book, look annoyed. Men must just be sumbua. I think I just have a motherly disposition! Nakwambia a cab driver has cried on me. Heh! Another young man told me his gf was impregnated twins by his best friend while he studied in Australia. Wueh! Vitu nimeambiwa. Acha kuongea kwa simu. Pouring their heart out to me. Anyway,I thank God I hardly ever use public transport anywea bcz I was suffering! All manner of characters! Perverts,pickpockets, even tout and driver want to fondle you. Nakwambia MATATU ni shida. I don't even want to remember! But I have some good memories of a gentleman paying for me after being pickpocketed.And another lady who tetead me, makanga alikataa na change yangu. That girl shouted at the kange akatoa pesa. Others maybe wanaona I have too much money, they shudnt rudishia me change. Mwingine alitoroka na change ya 500 . I used to carry a book and have headphones ndio nisiskize hiyo ushenzi ya classic fm. One day I sat nxt a young guy, anajaribu kuniongelesha,I jifanya I can't hear juu ya headphones, unajua alinitoa earphones? Ati, am talking to you!!! Sasa akaanza kuniuliza juu ya kitabu. It was about maumau women. I think men take a mat to be a brothel! So I had a strategy of seating nxt to women or older men. If evn in your own car,theyll disturb you, sasa wen ur in public transport ndio ni nini hawatajaribu? Na usifikirie its Kenyan men. Ive Sat nxt to muzungu men,Congolese,Nigerian,Tanzanian but Rwandese and Ugandan men they don't sumbua women in public transport! Saa hio ndio unajua urembo ni liability, anyway yalio pita sI ndwele. Although I still occasionaly use mat,once in a blue moon,if I can't get a cab, like out of Tao at rush hr but Im always apprehensive! Cabs nayo is another story, a cab driver female elderly, just fell apart, mwingine akashikwa na cop obstruction akaitushwa 5k, I had to tetea her, mpaka huyo cop siku hizi ni boyfriend yangu - maybe ni Pamba. MATATU giving you hell overlapping wen ur in ur own car.Anyway, you grow a thick skin.
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