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What do you do often in public transport?

  1. Sleep

    6 vote(s)
  2. Antisocial behavior (games, social media)

    19 vote(s)
  3. Read a book

    4 vote(s)
  4. Listen to music or watch a movie

    4 vote(s)
  5. Meditate and Think about the day

    17 vote(s)
  6. Socialize with passengers

    0 vote(s)
  7. Terrorize other passengers

    7 vote(s)
  1. Nefertities

    Nefertities Village Elder

    I suspect that was lost in translation
    MBOMB likes this.
  2. Liberty

    Liberty Village Elder

    Nilikuonea kwa umbali, I saw you coming. It was expected.
  3. Nefertities

    Nefertities Village Elder

  4. Adeudeu

    Adeudeu Village Elder

    Farts will forever be my legacy in this village? I need to reincarnate.
    dingoo_wa_ingoo, Kuzniac and Gustavo like this.
  5. sodamadiaba

    sodamadiaba Village Elder

    Sit down, ignore the person next to you, if they talk give short-one word replies to discourage conversation.
    But the most annoying ni wale hawaweki simu silent/vibrate...millions of whatsapp messages zinaingia na huyu jamaa ako na annoying message tone !!!!
  6. Princebushy

    Princebushy Senior Villager

    Continue sitting next to old men, I hear that they have sticky fingers:D:D:D wanashika vitu bila aibu!
    Kuzniac likes this.
  7. Kuzniac

    Kuzniac Senior Villager

    Soo sad the legendary threshold wasnt reached
  8. Princebushy

    Princebushy Senior Villager

    Usijali Jana number nilichukua
    Kuzniac likes this.
  9. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Adeudeu you annoy me each time nikisoma one liners zako hapa. Tuangushie hekaya. Kwanza maliza the one you went for a goat eating ceremony with 200 shs and you were a guest of honour na vile hukujua. :D
    Alafu I wanna take this opportunity to thank you for e-introducing me to freestyle. You tagged me to his music and we are now beshtes possibly for life. Infact natokea Naks in Dec to visit the family and remind myself of the raves I attended at Egerton Uni back in the day. Uziwa vilivyo.
    Sasa chapa hekaya.
  10. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    This one has a thing with women's undies.:D:D:D:D:D
  11. Liberty

    Liberty Village Elder

    Asante kwa kunisaidia. Alinilemea hiyo siku na hiyo one liner.
  12. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Wewe kuja kwenye niko and you sit next to the 'Shame of Africa' aka Manaijo in the bus. The women especially. They talk so loudly in Ibo or whatever. They have deep voices like men and convos always make them sound like they are fighting. Vvvv embarrasing as everyone huffs and puffs. No wonder their men cannot get enough of soft spoken Eastern/Southern African beauties.
    Princebushy likes this.
  13. Miss Finest Wine

    Miss Finest Wine Village Elder

    Always a pleasure my dear. Anything for you.
    Liberty likes this.
  14. Princebushy

    Princebushy Senior Villager

    :D:D:D huko sikanyagi, labda niende mji wa wagisu ama wadada wa baikoko.
  15. msenangu baite

    msenangu baite Senior Villager

    so ni wao walishuka k-road au ni wewe?