Discussion in 'Hekaya' started by Princebushy, Oct 6, 2017.
I suspect that was lost in translation
Nilikuonea kwa umbali, I saw you coming. It was expected.
Farts will forever be my legacy in this village? I need to reincarnate.
Sit down, ignore the person next to you, if they talk give short-one word replies to discourage conversation.
But the most annoying ni wale hawaweki simu silent/vibrate...millions of whatsapp messages zinaingia na huyu jamaa ako na annoying message tone !!!!
Continue sitting next to old men, I hear that they have sticky fingers wanashika vitu bila aibu!
Soo sad the legendary threshold wasnt reached
Usijali Jana number nilichukua
Adeudeu you annoy me each time nikisoma one liners zako hapa. Tuangushie hekaya. Kwanza maliza the one you went for a goat eating ceremony with 200 shs and you were a guest of honour na vile hukujua.
Alafu I wanna take this opportunity to thank you for e-introducing me to freestyle. You tagged me to his music and we are now beshtes possibly for life. Infact natokea Naks in Dec to visit the family and remind myself of the raves I attended at Egerton Uni back in the day. Uziwa vilivyo.
Sasa chapa hekaya.
This one has a thing with women's undies.
Asante kwa kunisaidia. Alinilemea hiyo siku na hiyo one liner.
Wewe kuja kwenye niko and you sit next to the 'Shame of Africa' aka Manaijo in the bus. The women especially. They talk so loudly in Ibo or whatever. They have deep voices like men and convos always make them sound like they are fighting. Vvvv embarrasing as everyone huffs and puffs. No wonder their men cannot get enough of soft spoken Eastern/Southern African beauties.
Always a pleasure my dear. Anything for you.
huko sikanyagi, labda niende mji wa wagisu ama wadada wa baikoko.
so ni wao walishuka k-road au ni wewe?
Separate names with a comma.