Types of Love relationships in UON

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sam

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1.KALAUSI LOVE
This is between a senior student and a "fresher". It lasts for about a year
2.TUCKSHOP LOVE
This is between a tuckshop attendant and a student. It ends immediately the attendant loses shop or during long holidays
3.SONU LOVE I
This is between two SONU officials in power.
4.SONU LOVE II
This is between a SONU official and an ordinary student
5.SONU LOVE III
This is between a SONU official and an administrator
6.SUKARU LOVE
This is between a student and a sugar daddy or sugar mummy
7.BATHROOM LOVE
This is between a student and a hall custodian e.g Odero solo and hall 12 custodian
8.NGURU LOVE
This is between a student and a non - student. The non - student (a lady) is normally poached from the village and stays in the student's room as a wife washing dishes,cooking etc
9.POTO LOVE
This is between students who belong to same church,club,association or smoke or drink at the same joint.
10.MWAKENYA LOVE
This is between a bright student and a lazy or foolish student.Its alive only during the exam period
11.HELB LOVE
This is the strongest form of love in campus but lasts only for abt a month.It begins as soon as HELB is deposited into students accounts and ends as soon as the balance becomes unfriendly.
12.KOKO LOVE
This is between a student and a lecturer, professor. The student passes highly,the lecturer cums heavily.
13.GOONSHIP LOVE
This is between two rowdy students
 
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