typical kenyan bitches

today is usually my day off from work lakini juu Monday ilikuwa holiday boss amesema niende

So i have delivered some fragile materials to some company na huko Upperhill.

Nikishuka stairs (lift achia wazee kama @gashwin na @MeriaMata) I spot this pretty bitch seated on a chair outside. So after getting out of the building I go and try to talk to her. She doesnt seem to be interested in my talk coz haongei na ako kwa phone all the time.

I take out the key fob to ‘my’ Allion and press it to open. i go, enter the car and start it, suddenly she becomes interested. She comes close when i am reversing and then asks “Unaenda tao?”

my crazy ass dictated that i roll up the windows and go my way without saying a word…ghasia yeye!!!

Nowadays if you dont have anything to show women will avoid you like a plague!

Still waiting for pictorial evidence ulihama kwa mathe
Otherwise sitambui mama’s boy

Cant argue with your lazy ass

mjombangu tells me the same way a man gets a hard-on by looking at porn,is the same way a nairobi chic(note:not a nairobian chic) gets wet upon seeing car keys…even wetter when it beeps when you press to open car doors

Mbisha ya kunguru ama
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i really live for such moments…i do

Mbisha ya key ya allion

Kutukoa uhame kwa mathe ,unasumbua ,hadi maraya wamekua wengi

Chukua like nampelekee ango wako.

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Bitching with bitches, you can’t get pettier than this.

Si ni nyinyi mnawafunza.
Young men of today have lost the art of seduction, to get laid they have to throw money and gifts at the chics.
Why then blame them when they become demanding?

Didn’t know Allion huwa na key fob thought it’s only German cars…you learn everyday.You treated her how she deserved

Niaje ,E84 N20 machine owner?

Well done ,apana tambua kunguru!

Ziko mingi sana…pia Honda fit iko nayo…among other TOYotas

Huyu @tall mnyama everywhere hawesi kupa any efidens…manze hata sketch ingesaidia
VERDICT
@tall mnyambo bado anaishi na mathe and is unemployed

Hapo penye ulihamia kuna nyumba empty.Nikuwe neighbour

Bica ya key fob!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D mipango za kando ziambie zisikul usiku na kama ni kichwa ngumu weka yeye kwa black list usiku .