today is usually my day off from work lakini juu Monday ilikuwa holiday boss amesema niende
So i have delivered some fragile materials to some company na huko Upperhill.
Nikishuka stairs (lift achia wazee kama @gashwin na @MeriaMata) I spot this pretty bitch seated on a chair outside. So after getting out of the building I go and try to talk to her. She doesnt seem to be interested in my talk coz haongei na ako kwa phone all the time.
I take out the key fob to ‘my’ Allion and press it to open. i go, enter the car and start it, suddenly she becomes interested. She comes close when i am reversing and then asks “Unaenda tao?”
my crazy ass dictated that i roll up the windows and go my way without saying a word…ghasia yeye!!!
Nowadays if you dont have anything to show women will avoid you like a plague!
mjombangu tells me the same way a man gets a hard-on by looking at porn,is the same way a nairobi chic(note:not a nairobian chic) gets wet upon seeing car keys…even wetter when it beeps when you press to open car doors
Si ni nyinyi mnawafunza.
Young men of today have lost the art of seduction, to get laid they have to throw money and gifts at the chics.
Why then blame them when they become demanding?