uchinka telekramu......njeve edition

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1…
So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple
That nigga is gay!!!

2…
“I cant marry a man who doesn’t have a car”
Says a girl with only two panties & one faded bra

3…
Uzuri ya bedsitter ni dem akijaribu ku squirt mkiwa bed unafinya tu hiyo P yake kama horsepipe una direct hiyo upuus kwa choo.

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4…
Waaaaah si kuna baridi. Nimesikia ile ngoma ya catholic ‘uninyunyizie maji’. Nikazima redio dead

5…
Mwalimu: Nekesa, tunga sentensi ukitumia “Sipandi”.
Nekesa: Mimi huvaa poxers. Si Pandi. :-
Wavinya chronicles

6…
Kenyans will kill me…
Ati mtoto akilia huko kiambu hupewa pesa anyamaze…
Huko bungoma huambiwa…
Nyamaza ama nimwage hii maji ya ugali

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7…
Hakuna watu wanajua kukaza nunu kama Kenyan chics. Unadhani unanyandua virgin…kidogo kidogo kanaskia utamu kanasahau kukaza kitu inacollapse kama Sigiri Bridge

8…
Ushai omba dem akakunyima hadi ukafikiria hananga

9…
Itafika time hii unga ianze kuuzwa kwa briefcase design ya cocaine alafu unatembea na mLuhya wa ku taste to make sure ni genuine.

usienz :D:D:D

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: dopest esp the last one. Enyewe walunje ni Guinea pig wa unga

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Hio kofi jo:D:D si mtakufa kama anakubeba na piki

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Itafika time hii unga ianze kuuzwa kwa briefcase design ya cocaine alafu unatembea na mLuhya wa ku taste to make sure ni genuine.[/QUOTE]

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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