UCHUMI MBAYA, TOO MANY HOES

As we all agree uchumi ni mbaya zaidi.

Unintentionally consequences ni madem wengi sana are now straight offering themselves juu ya kusota.
Noticed madem getting in touch too often of late. Ladies you had said “Hi” too wakalenga sai wanaget back in touch na requesting to meet up. Old flames pia wanajaribu getting back.

Things are thick man, yes, we’re enjoying them thick thighs but it makes me sad.

Pia base na streets madem huuza openly unaona inflated numbers with younger chicks giving old hags a run for their money.

Saai tu nmepigiwa na ex na sob story,amesota ju alilipa supervisor ndo asitolewe Kwa ongoing retrenchment , na hana ata fare ya kwenda kazini mpaka next week. Kabla hata amalize hekaya na Airtel credo ikamwishia.
Kidogo nikaona namba mpya inanitumia please call me saa hio hio nikajua ni yeye tu, so nikamtumia 500 Kwa number yake ya safaricom.
Kumwuliza kama amepata amepiga tunduru low key akisema alikua anatuma please call me ndo aniambie nitume Kwa hio new number ju the old number ilikua na fuliza ya 560…

Things are tough leo nikienda kandarasi. Kuna church ilikuwa ina jengwa. Thats place was crowded i thought ni campaign handout. Kumbe ni majamaa wanatafuta their next meal. Hawakuwa less than 30 men. Wote na vijiko na mattock za kuchimba foundation.
Saa hii kuna boy wangu ananipigia akinikopa 5k. Ati alipe after election. Itabidi nimpea grant ya 1k.

Beta Male umecheswo like a guitar. These same women have savings hidden mahali you can’t even believe it. Maybe hata mko SACCO moja na hufiki half her shares.

Why didnt you move on from your Ex

Kisapere mbaya sana :D:D:D

Ni kubaya but we need to adjust. Nimesema warembo kando, pombe punguza. At least I can cope. Kuombwa pesa hiyo pia nilipiga marufuku.

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Juzi nilipitia eastlands nikaona mwanamke ako na mimba kwa mjengo :eek:

Nikajiuliza, mbona bonobos huendelea kuzaana kama panya halafu zinateseka. Lakini naelewa that society has to be built off the backs of those who make stupid decisions.

Women have this misplaced thinking that kikiumana, they will get out unscathed. Hawajui kwamba in times of crisis, the last thing on a man’s mind is to erect. Mimi nishawahi sota mpaka nikiletewa kuma naonfokea coz 10 ya Trust itatoka wapi. Hio ilikuwa no sukuma ya two meals. Hatari sana.

Mwambie afulize tena.

Hahaha! Buda unanimalizaa! :D:D:D

Mjengo Ni mzuri, kunaye niliona kwa quarry akipiga kokoto akiwa heavily pregnant. Hata Kama Ni women empowerment, hi imezidi. Men have testosterone and that can’t change.

Buda ii stori si mara ya kwanza umewai isema… Now looks legit :smiley:
Lakini there’s so much free poosy flying around

I agree uchumi ni mbaya, na malanye wameongezeka.
What I’m finding odd is wanajiuza at inflated prices na hawashushi bei hata uki bargain aje banae.
Yaani lanye inakwambia live “hiyo doh yako ni less sana wacha ikae!”
Ama uchumi ni mbaya kwa wanaume pekee?

False standards. Have a price in Mind and then don’t go above it. Infact you should get bargains. Mtu anakula lunch na drinks Kisha unabomoa vile unataka

Mwanaume hutoka mbali kweli. Magreb wewe ndio Bado mkulima hodari? Teach us your ways…huwa naona the simplicity in that lifestyle Iko sawa saidi…
Nairobi inachosha

Juzi out of blues napata Hi on my whatsapp. I hate this coz najuanga ni dem na wife ya mine anaweza shika simu. So i ask her who she is and where we met. Ghaseer inaniambia ati nilimpee number in 2020 pale tagged. She even sent me a pic ndio nimkumbuke like wtf!!! Never blocked a number that fast. Ni kumoto wadau

Pesa zinawasumbua nyinyi watu, siku hizi a meal and a drink gets you unlimited supply of meat from these university girls… And if you wanted you can have a new girl every week. Problem is they hang on to you like a tick…

Mtingiza, usisahau ulikula nyaus after kufanya Barter trade na samosa

Hehe, university yupi huyo kaka…:smiley:
Uone jeshi la Kijiji wakitengeza Kambi huko