Ufisiness Reloaded - Kwani How Do You Bishes Carry Us?

So, today, a very loaded pal (lets call him Tony) and I decide to do a site visit to a place in Kili where he (Tony) is putting up a block of flats.

After kedo two hours on site, we are dusty and sweaty, looking like jamaas wa mjengo. It didn’t help that like all loaded guys, Tony dresses very very simply - jeans na tisho.

After about two hours, Tony says he has to meet the interior designer in town, at Java, Kimathi Street. Kuingia tukaona a table with two gals and extra seats tukasema tukae. Wacha matharao ndogo ndogo ianze.

The gals started giving us those looks of like “look what the cat dragged in…”, almost sneering at us. One even suggested, in a very audible whisper, ati “Liz, situende upstairs aki?” - yaani watuachie meza na vumbi yetu. I was slightly annoyed at the juvenile behaviour. Tony just sat there, cool as a cucumber, totaly unruffled.

Sasa wacha designer akuje waanze kuongea na Tony sijui ceramics na sanitary ware worth millions. Ati " Sir, here are the sketches of the bathroom designs bla bla…"

Vile wale malaya wamebadilisha sura, aki! Mara soft smiles towards Tony I couldn’t believe it. They just realised the garagaria they wanted to run away from was a multimillionaire.

When the designer had left, after about 20 minutes, one of the gals even gathered enough courage to ask Tony: “Na those things are so expensive hivo? Kwani wewe ni contractor?”

“Eeeh,” Tony replied. “Mimi ni supervisor na Patel Contractors, mnaijua?”

When the little hoes nodded nimecheka nikaanguka chini.

Just another day in the city where money rules.

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Unakasirika kuliko Tony ilhali hukuwa hata Na coin mfuko??? Wewe Ni wale hulipiwa ma three fare lakini bado unaleta mdomo eti wamelipisha dooo mob.

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He he…fake it till you make it syndrome for the modern blonde nairobi woman

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[ATTACH=full]13918[/ATTACH] :D:D:D:D

I like this that is how it should be

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Rules of the kingdom. Just play by the rules coz you’ll never change them.

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Fuaking hoes, have witnessed that severally, they don’t know the secret, stinking rich don’t have time for fashion, they stay simple and composed,some bargain bills za hoteli not sure whether ni kuenjoy waiters or they are serious about it

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Coz hoes like show-offs, they will be drawn to the loud drunk shouting how much money he has (which in most cases is exaggerated) and ignore the quiet truly wealthy dude seated at the corner

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I wish you could offer them a lesson on real womanhood. Ama wafunzwe na ulimwengu.

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I will tell you this once. I know you will remember, because you seem to have a good memory:

“Severally” does NOT mean “several times”. Get that.

sev·er·al·ly
ˈsev(ə)rəlē/
adverb
adverb: severally
[ol]
[li]separately or individually; each in turn.[/li][/ol]

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This is Gold. Hehe fossil. On another note , women love free things. They are obsessed with the notion of being provided for. Thats why you will find a makanga laying so many whores. Si Ati makangas have lugha or anything, its just that smiling with the makanga gives them an opportunity for a FREE ride. Of course nothing is free which they later realize when the makanga asks for something in return. I really noted this when in my first two business, a cafe and later women’s attire

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Salimia Tony. Ni boyz wangu sana.

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Sawa odijoh nimenyita Sasa

Mfano kwa sentensi tafadhali

“The Defendants are jointly and severally liable for the debt.”

It means that they must come up with the money jointly or independently but either way, the debt must be paid .

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Senk you for the enlightenment

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The correct sentence should have been “Fuaking hoes, I have witnessed that several times

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:rolleyes::D:D

umesema…na hiyo avatar mzae :D:D

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MIMI KAMA NI TONY NINGEWAINVITTE THREE SOME (OFCOURSE BILA WEWE MZEE WA 90 YRS) NA NI BOLT FROM LOJO.