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BronxKE

Senior Villager
#1
A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.
 
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#5
A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.
I'm your biggest fan NV!! Your threads leave me in stitches...plus they're short and well written. Keep up!!
 

Moratta

Senior Villager
#10
A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.
You have been nabbed by the cyber patrol team,upussy ya kulift from zuckerberegr's place halafu unaleta hapa hatupendi,conoka!
 
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Female Perspective

Guest
#17
Directions za nini?
Unapanda tu Embassava ushukie Taj Mall lakini naona ukichapwa na mapoko wa huku wa 50 Bob.
Vuja deek wants me...not 'em whores. Embasava inachukuliwa wapi? Bus station ama moi avenue?
 

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