Ujeuri

[BronxKE]

A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.

 

[gashwin]

i am confused here. the moral of the story ni ati ukivuta sInyore hutadaiwa pesa ya chai?

 

[epoch]

Hiyo ni chai choma

 

[chuka]

@BrokeKe don't smoke it if u can't control it

 

[Female Perspective]

A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.

I'm your biggest fan NV!! Your threads leave me in stitches...plus they're short and well written. Keep up!!

 

[vuja de]

Ngombe NV mwisii wa hekaya

 

[Female Perspective]

Ngombe NV mwisii wa hekaya

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Oh no! I was to give him nunu for FREE!!!

 

[vuja de]

Oh no! I was to give him nunu for FREE!!!

Give it to me instead.

(for free)

 

[Female Perspective]

Give it to me instead.

(for free)

Sawa!!! Uko???

 

[Moratta]

A day like this many years ago, I smoked weed and went to a hotel. I insisted nioshwe mikono na maji warm, so waka-warm maji nikaoshwa mikono. Then nikaitisha serviettes nikapanguza mikono vizuuri., alafu nikaitisha chai. The waiter got confused and asked ‘chai na nini? I looked at him and said ‘chai pekee,’ as I read the newspaper. He went murmuring things to himself, wondering why I made him wash my hands, but still brought the tea. Then after kumaliza chai, nikasema nioshwe mikono tena na wakumbuke ni maji warm. Ile mbio nilitolewa huko ata hiyo chai sikulipa. Mimi kwa akili ni kama nilikuwa nimekula ka-mbuzi wet fry. Weed is not terere.

You have been nabbed by the cyber patrol team,upussy ya kulift from zuckerberegr's place halafu unaleta hapa hatupendi,conoka!

 

[vuja de]

Sawa!!! Uko???

Aston Villa. cum na gumboots

 

[gashwin]

Aston Villa. cum na gumboots

Mutiso sasa mnafanya kazi gani vile watu walichoma raw material?

 

[Female Perspective]

Aston Villa. cum na gumboots

Tuma directions inbox! Nitatuma appetizer pia

 

[SnazzyKenyan]

I'm your biggest fan NV!! Your threads leave me in stitches...plus they're short and well written. Keep up!!

Hana 3k

 

[Female Perspective]

Hana 3k

Priss! Priss! Mind your own goddamn business...gui!!!

 

[Mathaais]

Tuma directions inbox! Nitatuma appetizer pia

Directions za nini?
Unapanda tu Embassava ushukie Taj Mall lakini naona ukichapwa na mapoko wa huku wa 50 Bob.

 

[Female Perspective]

Directions za nini?
Unapanda tu Embassava ushukie Taj Mall lakini naona ukichapwa na mapoko wa huku wa 50 Bob.

Vuja deek wants me...not 'em whores. Embasava inachukuliwa wapi? Bus station ama moi avenue?

 

[Mrs4thletter]

FP na Bronx ,pole pole tafadhali

 

[Female Perspective]

FP na Bronx ,pole pole tafadhali

Nataka tu kupandiliwo saa hizi!!!

 

[Mrs4thletter]

Nataka tu kupandiliwo saa hizi!!!

Unajua there are people who have accused me of being you behind the scenes