ujinga ni mjukuu wa uoga yule aliyemzaa chuki

[Ebru]

#Gari mbovu halisukumwi kwa kukaa ndani yake.

cough cough puff' puff'
Pass the Colombo!!

 

[Chifu]

@uwesmake kam kias.

 

[hakimoto]

mdomo mkubwa,chapati waikunjia nini?

 

[Inthanite]

Mavi ya kale, hai nuki.

 

[gashwin]

kwani seminar ziliisha?

 

[Ebru]

majaribu ya leo sio majibu ya kesho

kwani seminar ziliisha?

Seminar hili jina tu... wewe zidi kuwa mkaa bure...

 

[hakimoto]

cha mwanafunzi huliwa na makanga..

 

[Eddy Mhando]

Aisifiaye mvua ujue imemnyea

 

[Fala 12]

Jino moja mswaki wa nini?

 

[Rauchen]

Ukiomba mtu pesa alafu uone "typing" for more than two minutes just reply ushapata juu unatumiwa reply telling u vile yuko na problems mingi na hana pesa

 

[ziga]

Mkunwa Na mkunaji, msikia Raha ni nani ?

 

[gashwin]

Mkunwa Na mkunaji, msikia Raha ni nani ?

Kuna vile wote ni wakuni

 

[MISCHIEF]

Kufa kwa mkundu, mavi hutawanyika

 

[Gaza]

Akipenda chongo huona kengeza.
"A person in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple".

 

[Tarantinoh]

Maajabu ya shingo kukataa kulala.

 

[Kaffir]

Bibi mkuna nazi kuma yuwazi !

 

[muria.mboco]

Sinzia na fegi mkononi,uchome kibanda.

 

[Opulithe]

Bibi mkuna nazi kuma yuwazi !

Moto!