Ukambani

How do you guys survive?. I was on a small unplanned trip of about 50kms deep towards kitui yesterday but surprisingly, i didn’t come across any source of water or foodcrop along the way[ATTACH=full]379826[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]379827[/ATTACH]. Just indigenous shrubs and animals.

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Mkamba knows one or two tricks on how to survive.

Wewe lete picha ya kunguru za kambaland, Kel Kata agak

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  1. uchawi.

  2. vexatious civil cases. Angalia gari yoyote imepata a small mishap huko ukambani. The first thing crew iko na akili itafanya ni kufunika namba plate. Athawais utaletewa kesi ati probox yako ilianguka na ilikuwa na abiria hamsini na wote wapata fractures. It is a yuuuuuge money making racket. Wakipupata, you will need therapy by the time they are through with you. The pay out from those cases, after kila mtu [watu kama 12 kwa chain] amekula mbaiya mboff, is but a few thousand shillings, but in ukambani, that can take you faaaaaaaar.

  3. kuzubaa kwa barabara wakingoja magari yapate ajali waje wapore waadhiriwa/mzigo.

:D:D

I’ve asked myself that question. I have cousins from Ukambani, a place called Ikalasa. About 2 years ago I went to their ushago and all I could see was red dust, no crops in the shamba, no water nothing. I asked how come, they told me that people buy food and water. My next question was from which money? I didn’t ask out loud. I didn’t see any economic activity or a big employer in the vicinity…where do they get money? It’s a huge mystery.

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They do barter trade . My grandpa used to live in Njoro a place called karogoe. thats where i witnessed a land with no currency,only barter trading.I had gone for his burial and you know how Nairobians embark on a journey with thousands. Nilirudi na pesa yangu yote

nzuu hukulwa breakfast, lunch and dinner.

But you’ve gotta give it to them - shao kaos are veeeery hardy people.

@BADASS njoo kidogo.

Scary. I asked myself alot of questions.

:D:D the place is called ikalaasa ,you pass by machakos ,then on way to kitui you divert on a rough road. That place even if you give me 10 hactares for free I will accept shingo upande .but the goats of that place are the sweetest choma

:D:D Lakini mbona Kaos husema “no vaaa?” You ask for directions to a place unaambiwa no vaaa, 20 kilometers later no vaaa. How come? Na hamupikagi chakula until muone wageni wamefika ndio mnaenda kuchinja mbuzi! lol

Usicheze na long distance trader (their greate grandfathers). Mtu anatoka Machakos anaenda Mombasa mguu na zile trade caravan saa hio amebeba iron ore. Anatoka Mombasa anaenda Nandi na amebeba mzigo! Perhaps it’s in the Kambas collective pysche that any distance no vaa

But in most Ukambani parts ni brutal. Seems they have mastered one or two jungle secrets

:D:D:D we are long distance traders and no distance is long for a Kamba .

Reminds me of this song

Mwa Telesia ka mama eka ukia kyalo kii,
Mwa Telesia ka mama ndukakie kyalo kii,
Kyalo kii ni kinene na tuendete kuasa,
Twaendete Mwambasa na maau usenyo viu.
Twavika vau Kalawa-aa,
Ngamutavya kindu wakwa,
Kyalo kii ni kinene na tuendete kuasa,
Twavika vau Kibwezi kundu kwi raha muno,
We ndukese kundia ii Telesia my babie.
Twaendie na utuku tukalisa Chyulu muthya,
Telesia akangulya kiima kii ni kya va?
Namwiie ni Chyulu-uu,
Namwiie ni Chyulu Telesia,
Muingo uya niw’o Kibwezi, Telesia,
Kwambatania ou ni Emali, Telesia,
Tuyeeyania ni Ngwata na Mutitu kindu wakwa.
Twavika vau Kibwezi ukandia,
Waendie na ndeleva sya trailer,
Waendie na ndeleva sya maloli,
Nakwiwiile Mombasa Chaani,
Na wauma Chaani wathi Tudor watovokea.
Kowoonie ata Mombasa Telesia,
Ni laa mwau woonie Telesia,
Kana woosiwe ni majini ma Mombasa,
Telesia ningukwita,
Syoka my babie.

Saa hio jamaa imepiga 700 kilometers mguu. Na bado wawinda wanyama for food. Inafika place wanapatana na Masaai herders, vita inaanza but mwendo lazima uendelee. The determination those Kaos and waswahili had was immense.

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wakamba wakipata in-law anafanya kazi mombasa ama Nairobi huwa wametosheka, ambition yao ni kidogo na wao huwa satisfied na vitu za kawaida. watu religious sana, whatever little they have its God who has given them, all the pastors in Kenya have a Kamba bishop as their spiritual father.