Ulefi ya ocha

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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Once in Nyahururu in the wee hours of the morning wazee wako tusker zimeshika na story haziishi… Bartender yawa wakiitisha chupa anaweka keg kidogo na maji then when opening analia tshhh na mdomo… One mzee complained… Maggy nikii ino yatweka na muhuyu gutiri… Maggy retorted… Wa Maina reu neureirwo… Ndikumwenderia ringi… Heho ino ihaana fridge njoohi ingiruta muhuyu ku…kana ureenda therukie… Saa hiyo she is feigning anger… Wazee had to plead waendelee kuuziwa at least 5am ifike… Apanchesa na barmaid

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Hawakuwa wanakunywa allsops (makosa hapo)

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@D_Minor kuandika Greek wachia @gashwin…lakini story on point

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Ocha ni keg 24/7

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Chunga sana venye unatajataja Nyahururu.

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hehehe iko wapi post ya Ulevi sacco ya leo @gashwin

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sijui:D:D:D:D

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Combination ya shiny eye na barmaid ni muoto kama pasi. utauziwa anything in the name of beer.

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Creativity at it’s best

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Niko juu ya rum…sitaki kusumbuliwa… I’m finishing this mzinga on my own :)… mtu anikaribie ndio nimunleashie my non-existent PMS:cool:. Goodnight to all who are off to bed.

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Forgive me please, PMS ni nini?
Could it be Pewa Mbili Saa hii?

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@D_Minor . Weka translation so we can all enjoy.

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D_maina went to nyahuru and got water instead of keg, akizusha akaambiwa it’s cold beer haina foam, kuzusha tena akaambiwa kunafungwa, so they drank water till morning

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Hehe… it’s something no one wants to be subjected to… ever…

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Morning nyege.

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post/premenstrual stress

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???

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

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fiksed

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Amun ndio nini?