umoja

The day I wish never happened to me.
One day in Umoja I got excessively drunk, as I staggered home, I encountered a very pretty woman, I convinced her to follow me home…we had crazy hot sex…in the morning at around 9:30 AM, I woke up to find a very fat, shapeless ugly mama mboga that everyone knows…how she left the house in front of neighbours who knew me still hounds me to date.

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You are one crazy guy

:D:D:D
Back in my bachelors day, caretaker kwa gate ndio alikuwa anajua ukweli wa mambo. Hata akikuomba 100bob unampea coz he knew of all the 5am exodus manenos.
Kuna wakati unanoa hadi unaona ukiendelea hivyo next itakuwa mwanaume.
Njaa na pombe ni hatari!

lakini si ulifikisha threshold ? hio tosha

Hii hekaya nimeisoma pahali but can’t remember where.

I think he had posted the same hekaya sometime in the past.

:D:D:D:D

And the award for the most boring villager goes to…

yayeeee nakumbuka nikidinya lanyeez hana meno Busia border