Uncle uwes with some ones young wife

. One day nikitoka job bibi aliniambia nikujee na nyama ya turkey( ile kuku ya wazungu kwa wenye hawajui ) since alikuwa na craving and alikuwa amezaa like three weeks before so alikuwa home tu na clichy na my new kid Pires . so nikapitia supermarket kununua turkey . after buying nikapark hapo crow daddy kuna pilot alikuwa ameniletea perfume fulani tukakunywa mbili nikaelekea nyumbani . before niingie kwa gari nikaona dem amebeba mkia ingine kama ya Corazon , nikasema hapa siwes toka bila number . Nikamuita ,dem kuona machine akakuom akaniambia where she stays na kunipa namba .

Nikapelekea bibi nyama akapika since hapendi mboch akipika . Dem jina yake ilikuwa Bancy , tukaongea for one week ma love messages , nikamtumia pesa ya bundles hivi hivi eventually akaniambia she is married but the husband most of the time hu travel since he works with the UN . she was 20 years old and in college . the second week nimeingia home saa moja tume relax na bibi mtoi akaanza makelele , nikaambia bibi wacha niende kidogo nikunywe moja nakam , akasema sawa . nikaingia pub then idleness ikanionyesha nitumie Bancy text ’ hi there ’ within a second nikapata reply ’ am horny’ . waaa nikamuuliza kwani mzee hayuko , ati alienda jana mpaka monday . ’ naeza kuja ’ , ‘please come ’ . Mimi huyo nikaacha pombe kwa counter nikam call akanipa directions ( kweli kufikiria na mboro ni mbaya ) . nikapewa directions . walikuwa wanaishi stand alone house , si flat (if you live in nyayo like that fool @Okiya you will know ) . As i passed the watchman he shined his eyes at me like a stray dog begging for food , ’ niaje mkubwa ’ , ’ safi baba natembelea huyu boy wangu hapa , shika hii mia mbili ukunywe chai ’ , the mungiki literally grabbed the note like Gethii the NYS thug , there i knew i had distracted @It’s Le Scumbag s illegitimate son , and knocked the door . kuingia hivi momo amevaa night dress bila kitu ndani (there is nothing sweeter than a young yellow momo btn the age of 17 - 22 ) ’ aww Uwes you are so handsome ’ , ’ hehehe its my weakness’ i replied at that time i had the boner of the year , she touched it giggling .

’ Na mzee akitupata my deer ’ , ’ hayuko si nilikuambia ameenda mpaka monday ’ , i had an uneassy feeling but the lower brain said , Uwes you were circumcised by a blunt knife and your great Kuka Natembea said you are a man hakuna uwoga , i psyched my self . ’ kam tukae kwa sitting room kidogo’ , WTF i thought i kuom to fuckk and am being ushered into the sitting room in another mans house , what would @Gio do ? i asked myself but the lower brain guided me into the sitting room nika kaa chini . The kikuyu had taste Jamaa ako na leather seats kama zangu , TV 52 inches though haikuwa 3D kama yangu and other good things . ’ utakunywa WHINE ? ’ , ’ nope just give me some whisky or gin ’ , nikaletewa Chivas ( i hate it , hekaya for another day ) i sipped it as she sat next to me we cuddled kidogo saa hizo mr wise guy amesimama like its Judgment day . we went to the bedroom i wont describe the sex part coz that is so gay . nikakamua momo shot ya kwanza i used a condom , the fuacking pusssy was so tight i wondered kwani huyu msapere ako kama @FieldMarshal CouchP yeye humwaga tu juu haingiangi ndani ndio ameacha kitu supple hivi . the 3rd and fourth shot sikutumia condom i agree coz i was over the moon . ’ aki nimecum mara mob unajua huyu Kinyanui (the hubby ) hajawai ni cummisha ’ , I smiled ear to kisogo like a Nobel Laureate, nothing is sweet like being praised for the work God ordained you to do whether ukweli au uwongo .

As any other real man (bukusu ) will say immediately after umekula kuma especially more than two shots and you are married and you are behind enemy lines (nyumba ya wenyewe ) unatakanga uchomoke ki jason bourne but schupid women especially below the age of 25 wanataka mu cuddle tena for 30 minutes (wtf biacth it was just an exchange of fluids ) but munajua Navy seal knows how to go around such issues , ’ my deer , ile X6 yangu niliiacha na beste yangu kwa pub na anataka kuenda home si nim release atleast asijam ’ , ’ haina shida sweerie ’ Bancy replied reluctantly as she released my Bolingo . ’ Kesho kuna necklace nilikuwa nakununulia but si unajua i dont want us being seen together mzee atajua ilete shida , ntajua vile utaipata ’ , ’ sawa tu Dryfry chaiman ’ she giggled ,i went to the bathroom took off my trouser and boxers nikaosha all the sweet coomer scents off na sabuni ya mti nikaosha mkono na dettol , to kill the smell bibi asijue . i forgot to say Bancy is a KISII girl , kisii women loveeeee me . so mimi huyo nikatoka kwa gate ile design mtu hutoka Sabina Joy yaani like a Mosad agent after killing a Kurdish terrorist hapo Cyprus , before the Mungich could say ’ niki mani’ i was gone kuelekea the extraction point .

kufika pub nikapata some of my buddies nikaitisha Jameson kuota na tusker i didnt open the Jameson . nothing sweeter than pusssy i was feeling relieved ( the feeling ni kama ile kama umetoka GYM na umeoga ama umetoka marathon yaani muscles , platelets , white blood cells , red blood cells , keratin , zina smile tuu , liver nayo iki pat heart kwa kichwa for the good work ) . after one tusker niakaambia ma swara good night hapo. B4 nifike home nikafungua jameson na kujimuagia first kwa shati then kwa longi area ya genitals then kwa mikono na kupiga sip ile imebaki . nikaingia kwa nyumba bibi amekaa kwa kiti . ’ my dear mbona huja lala ’ i acted drunk as i approached and kissed her . ’ si huyu mtoto wako anasumbua sipati usingizi ’ , ’ sawa dear , nimelewa wacha niingie bed nikungoje , leo lazima unipee moja ’ , ’ sitaki hata bado sijapona hebu chukua mtoto nikuwarmie food na unanuka pombe ’ she replied giggling showing the innocent naive girl i had married , and there the guilt hit me , i took Pirez in my dirty arms and avoided skin contact (according to bukusu customs you should not touch an infant if you are from fuacking outside marriage , i hate the word fornication . i gave Pirez a Wenger smile and he beamed . I talked with Pirez as he replied in alien language for some minutes bibi akaleta turkey na Ugali na sukuma which i feasted , after the Bancy marathon i had Partook in i was hungry . i went to the bedroom showered changed in to my pyjamas and slept .

i banged Bancy , away from Kinyanjuis house like 10 times again but broke it off after i got a younger Bancy but also coz she was married . she got two kids , i dont know nor care whether i contributed but later walihamia Syokimau where Kinyanjui built a mansion of a house . Terrible when we used to drink in the same bar with the guy but i never spoke to him , women are evil .

MORAL OF THE STORY .

-Keep off peoples wives just because uncle Uwes aliponea ufikirie utaponea , Uwes is a trained Seal he can detect , decimate and disarm the husband and the 40 bombolulu thieves ,goons .
-Nothing sweet like a new coomer
-If the deal is too good dont think with the moron down stairs (sasa ningeenda Clichy na Sanchez wangekula nini )

  • Kama you are young na hauna kakitu na kama @Mzee mzima @Deorro @mukuna stick to Sabina Joy or wank , hatutaki matanga ya watoi ,

ahsandeni wacha nimeze NJemson porepore na mkikuyu na clichy na sanchez na pirez na kale kalizaliwa juzi .

kama umependa forward to 90 of your friends na u type amen :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D .

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I know that lady, she is a hotelier. And she is not Kisii, she is Luo.

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hekayo iko fine, sijawahi cheka hivi

FAKE…hii ni uongo

cheza chini omwami

hekaya ni mrefu kama hukumu lakini imemalisa mimi- ati uwes is a trained seal :D:D:D

Ooh, hiyo ya kujimwagia pombe nishawahi fanya. I was sausage fungwad na nikasahau usingizi ikanishika, nilinunua Viceroy half, nikachapa touch na indigo nikaosha nayo sehemu bye to before I took a taxi home.

Heyaka ni moto kama pasi.

Pukusu malaya I hope hukamui bibi za wenyewe Tena…good hekaya for mashujaa but si kaa wewe…

mbicha au sketch ya hio matacore…

Hapo next to Crow Daddy ndio mnakulaga matumbo,maini,maulimi Na ma cabbages za kuchonwa za Mia. Supu ni ya hamsini.

the mungiki literally grabbed the note like Gethii the NYS thug , there i knew i had distracted @It’s Le Scumbag s illegitimate son , and knocked the door .
:D:D:D:D:D:D. hapo uncle uwes umenimalisa

KDF , hio matumbo inakuwanga on point sana .

True the first time hako kamjamaa ka mfupaspective kaliniwekea Tu ndooogo. Huyo shiny eye mnono anavutaga fegi akadai niongezewe. Tukakuwa ma beshte from then. Mimi hata huwa siitishwi receipt. Ni kuwekewa Tu hizo matumbo zinakaa nguo. Nanyunyizia pili pili ya kushusha ma tusker Na kuelekea. Napenda Sana.

Hekaya iko sawa. …I see today umeamua kuandika date the American style, Month,Day, year lakini inaonekana ulipata chicken pox juzi…them round scratches on your wrist jo! ! :smiley: :smiley:

kdf hauna x6 kama navy seal yako ni matumbo tuu na mfupaspective?

Uwesmake the hekaya is an excellent narration. I loved the insults directed at village members. The self praise is over the top. The pieces of advice are timeless.
Happy that today you are using SONY not SQONY remote. Ambia watu saa ingine mtu hununua replacement remote cheap original ikipotea but uwesmake ni mtu hatambui fake electronics.

heheheh mimi sioni hio iko wapi ?

ni @Deorro aliamua kunimaliza na photoshop but nimempeleka kotini subpoena iko njiani .

Yaani umeng’oa picha ki-sniper? :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: