Unicorn uko wapi?

The last i checked, @Unicorn had threatened to leave. Been checking threads and she seams to be conspicuously absent… :eek::eek:. Ama you are reading the threads as guest siku hizi?? Rudi tu :cool::cool:

@Unicorn is very busy somewhere, atarudi tu akimalizana

Signed P.A

All calls to be routed through me :smiley:

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He he… :D:D . Fisi alert!! :D:D

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busy sucking my nutz

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All of you are wrong. I do not claim to know where she is but all of you are wrong. But all dreams are valid…

Unicorn ako kwa basement yangu. Aliamua kuwa sex slave wangu despite the fact that I already have a full roster. I shall update you as soon as she’s done with probation/tyres zimeisha treads/my penis is in rehab.

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I will trade @Nefertities for @Unicorn
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcStSiUyQZxQdM80w9zs4kdwHfTu77jGujX0TFwpHQTQWp9neVKN

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I think you’re in love with @Nefertities. Mwaga sera tu.

@ice cube alimletea crate kumi ya stoney akamwambia ainame achukue, hajawai smama.

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hehehe wewe omusoreri ni mushienzi sana nitakurusha river malakisi

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Hehehe icecube unatambua malakisi hapo kolanya.

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hehe huko nakutambua hadi Butonge na Bukokholo 50% ya DNA yangu inatoka hizo area

Last time I checked @Unicorn was @ekamsweu I believe s/he is very much around.

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@kush yule mnono you are wrong too. Waaaayyy too wrong buda

Blame it on @Wakanyama

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nobody fucks with wakanyama

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WHAT ABOUT KABUDA FUCKING WAKANYAMA . NO HOMO.

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uncle kuwa mpole

@village robot = @Unicorn

Anyway. Guys; @Unicorn is with me,safe and well.

Usituletee HEKAYA NKT enda Kula placenta

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