Unluckiest Thief of 2021

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGBQD_32m0

It had to be a black bonobo. Na bado mnaexpect racism iishe as niggas commit crime right left and center.

:D:D:D morning made.

Crime does not pay.

Brownskin leo Guarana kwangu

The victim tried to help the bonobo,what was he stealing

Make my morning sweetie pie

They gotta take severance pay from their 400 years of unpaid slavery

Hilarious!
Stupid, half-baked thief.
He goes to steal, yet he hasn’t even mastered a simple survival skill like reversing safely? Lesson: even wrong things must be done right. Train well for your career, whatever it is!:smiley:

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“You’re done!”

And indeed be was. What a polite victim!

As is expected it could only be a nigger ama niaje @LuandaMagere

namba 1 wa last year ilikuwa ule jamaa aligongwa na mutungi gas kwa kichwa

:D:D:DBonobo 101… Hiyo gari ukiipea push tu moja na mbele inasonga huko nyuma

Huyu ni mjinga tu, there’s no effidense of a crime. He could easily claim to be a Jehova’s Witness or salesman, unless there’s CCTV footage from outside showing him committing some actual crime.

"the wheels are not even touching down’:D:D:D:D

I hate porch pirates. Videos like this warm my heart.

He panicked. What could quickly have got him out of the snow was to cut the wheel to the left, throw the car into reverse (that would get the left front wheel to touch down), stop, cut the wheel to the right, throw the gear shift into D, then drive away like mad. He’s lucky they were good people, otherwise angepewa kichapo cha mbwa au apigwe risasi akiendelea kusema ati “I’m sorry Sir!”:smiley:

angepata majamaa wa bunduki angepigwa ya rasa. he has a nigerian accent

‘want me to get you a shovel?’

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It became comedy to the man robbed