UNLUCKY WAIT 2

i have to admit i spent the whole of yesterday salvaging my old grammar books and Alas i have gone wrong,therefore let me say AM SORRY for the torture i have subjected you to.
I have been acquitted the allegation of licking a refugees honey pot and the damage done . since there was this wenye mchanga who was vocal a lot i decide to rattle him "i’ll sue you for defamation "in short umeniharibia jina.i made sure everybody who talked about that issue has a knowledge of what that means i receive emissaries from the host community sent by my previous accusers demanding maslah.those not familiar with the Woria culture things are solved amicably no need of involving the courts hence the word maslah.Here i see it as an opportunity to milk them dry.
They plead and ask to give me 3 camels an offer i turn down immediately after i give them examples eg Biwot vs Daily nation and the figure paid.but all i want is the guy to spent a day or two in Kenyan cell and know how it feels to have all the money and be useless about it but the HoM pleads with me and he organizes to have me move to my office ie IOM Somalia operating in Nairobi.so i pack and leave with the UNHAS plane to Nairobi but i never forget the slice that almost costed me my job.
Saitan is real and the bitch is rejected for resettlement!and she opts for repatriation to somalia and guess who is there to receive her in the airport in Dhobley?Me the son of kiveti. here she is at my mercy she has to play to my music or else…her fate is sealed i have learned the language fully and if she refuses i will make sure i resetle her in the rival clan. where she will not have peace and basic commodities like water and toilet will be denied but as she walks to the retaining zone she asks me you again?i tell her openly you are no longer a refugee here so expect no favor there is no UN here .

let me receive some incomming but ill finish this how i ended up having a woria for a wife with the option of either my head be chopped off

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hehehee…osungu yako is permanently deformed,

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Woria imekamua kizungu iliyo ndani yako.

wueh, non-recoverable

oo shait! @introvert

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Hehehe.
Wacha nilete ile punda.

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Brarey, walai andika na kikamba kasee. We have enough translators.

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Be nice Guys, try and behave yourselves.

Kasee syoka standard one.

si mueke yenu hapa tuone wengine hata hawawezi shema any.when am corrected by someone who has posted I’ll listen but Kama unapayuka na hujawai weka yako fuck u

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@introvert kuja na drip!!!

Buda natambua story yako…hebu tushow venye karibu ukue beheaded

Ka inya mina story mwanoo

Weka story ya ndoa au kichwa