A thread about Mercs reminded me of one of those unpleasant dates you go to …let me back track When I was 20 I got a chance to work as a volunteer intern in one of the ministries , since we had closed for the quarter holidays.
There was a guy who was a supplier and every time he came to the deputy manager’s office I was called sijui to evaluate tenders (Kumbe ni hook up lol) :D:D:D.Some weeks later we were to go for a date , my intention was to tell him it can’t work since am in school , he was willing to fly me from Nai to the towno_Oo_O I was schooling.
Sme days before the lunch date,I had seen him in a car with a lady(I will come back to this ), on my way to work.
D day , the lunch was ok hadi niakachomeshewa mguu ya mbuzi to take home… we had good conversation even talked about business and he knew how I came to work in the ministry . So after him taking two tusker lites , he asked whether he can get a room since the rship won’t work (I was like I this man ok).
Time for going home ndio alikasirika started talking badly …ohh how he’s actually married & the best hubby in the world. All this time am quiet , till it was too much I insulted him back. To cut the story short
I rode in that benz feeling so pissed and cold, hata nikamwachia hiyo mbuzi choma. I later learnt he was engaged (to the lady I had seen in the car)…fast forward met him at church he even said hi …From that day my sis and I always referred to him as E200 :D:D
I have been a bad date, we met the previous night in the club and hit it off with the intensity of a bush fire, The next day we were to meet, I proposed we go for a movie coz I was still tired as hell, we got to the movie hall I think it was American Gangster, and took our seats small talk, popcorns hands held like the perfect couple. The movies started and ten minutes inside the movie I was fast asleep, was only woken up when the movie was over and she was visibly pissed, I never even attempted to apologise coz I knew it would piss her off more, we patted ways and she never picked my calls after that, aaah well, I dont blame her I was a dick