Unspoken Rules of Everyday Interaction.

Niko mahali nikiota jua ya jioni and something came to me…

There are some unspoken rules of how things should be done and if not they are incredibly annoying.

Like wale watu wazembe wanarusha kitunguu, nyanya, carrots, waru na mboga kwa sufuria with some oil at the same time halafu wanaongeza maji and let that shit boil. Seriously.

Ama those people who enter an elevator and go to the back yet wanajua wanatokea the next floor then wanasumbua watu on their way out.

Worse even ni wale hupiga simu or receive calls in a full elevator. The air is thin enough as it is. We don’t want to smell the omena on your breath on the ride up or down.

Even worse still, people who raid your fridge without even asking for permission. Why would you go in and take someones left overs and precious juice out of the fridge uanze kukula even before checking with the owner?

Add yours…

Watu wenye hulipa na Mpesa for everything wanaleta jam kila mahali. That isht annoys me sana. Kwa club ni sawa juu hakuna line, but kwa supermarket 5PM it is a disaster.

If you call me dont ask me uko wapi? first tell me what you want … alafu we will figure out where i am @ …

Hapo kwa super nakubaliana nawe. Jana i had a lot of work containing my anger when an old lady was struggling with her smart phone tring to pay. Hadi watu wanahama to other queues. Turns out she actually had cash ni hujuma tu

Sounds like Russian soup. Only a chunk of black rye bread and a piece of pork is missing to make it dinner!

kuingia na 1k kwa mat

There are several things which annoy me;

  1. Am walking around CBD it’s crowded but there’s this couple holding hands, you can’t walk past them since it’s too crowded to walk through… so you’re just there walking behind them at their slow lovey dovey speed.
  2. what’s with people who can’t eat without making sounds and closing their mouths??smh
  3. chewing gums, blowing them …and the sounds??aaaarrrrgggghhhh
    4.kulalia or leaning on someone kwa mat, sleeping or using the phone na kudunga mtu na elbow.NKT

Watu wa kukata line eti buddy wake ako huko mbele huwa natamani nimpashe punchlines.

I really hate that one,mtu sijui anatafuta nini kwa handbag for hours,anashinda akikudunga na slbows

Watu wa kuchungulia simu yako ukichat, starting with wives and even strangers in public means

Hapo kwa fridge…are there people who actually do that?:rolleyes: When in Kenya I totally hate folk who pass by because they were driving past. Kwa hiyi stew Njeri sisemi kitu:D
Over here Naijos speaking loudly in public transport be it on the phone or to each other. Kitambo I used to thing they were arguing. Walahi it is normal convo. Wonder how noisy Nigeria is. Neighbours playing loud music and you don’t want to report them since you know each other.
With my fellow Kenyans it is folk who visit, drink kupindukia, so cannot drive home, end up spending the night. Meaning I have to wake up and make them a hearty breakfast for them and leave at their own leisure since huwezi ambia mtu…pls go home now. Weekend yako inaisha tuu hivo.:rolleyes:

Am walking around CBD it’s crowded but there’s this couple holding hands, you can’t walk past them since it’s too crowded to walk through… so you’re just there walking behind them at their slow lovey dovey speed. It annoys and they may think you want to rob from them.

Oh and this. Wachana na simu yangu na mimi niwachane na yako.

Friends overstaying their visit na wachangii hata 1cent

",Kupata"parking spot alafu when you pull up ready to park unapata kadudu vitz kako parked …arghhhh!!!

Hate to say it but I’ve been that guy, kuna mara uko so bored your eyes are uncontrollably glancing at any nearby objects that’s even remotely fascinating, next thing you know unasoma mtu akibishana na wife juu ya breakfast

Anyway poleni, that’s just the downside of these high end displays that are viewable at all angles

If i know you’re seated in front of me in a public place, naeza tafuta chai moto na mahindi choma just to troll you.

This is how i cook, na unaweza lamba vidole

If a stranger tries this i will tell them of without flinching…

Prado 150, kakadu, 1GD lazima iheshimu kadudu nissan pino :smiley:

Even worse still, people who raid your fridge without even asking for permission. Why would you go in and take someones left overs and precious juice out of the fridge uanze kukula even before checking with the owner?

Add yours…
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From my experience ya kuvuka border mpaka kwa Uncle Sam na pia huku nyumbani,kama you’re my buddy nikikam kwako naingia fridge and I’ll grab a beer kwani? Ukuteta nakuwekea box mzima ua Corona ama Heineken.I don’t have a problem if one of my boyz does the same. Ruhusa kwanini? it’s just a cold beer for crying out loud. A whole 6pack ni $3.50 but kama ni left overs…phuck No…hiyo ni tabia mbaya I concur…