My wrist hurts.

And it's not from jerking off, no. It's because of doing manly things like lifting boulders in a quarry, or violently shaving off an overgrown Fu Manchu. Yeah, that's why it hurts.

Hey, now. Jubilee supporters, please show up on 26th and vote RAO away. It hurts my teeth to admit that I voted for him last time. I shan't be voting again because I have things to worry about... like how to burn off love handles.

There's also chance of hoodlums keeping voters away from polling stations; one school, a voting centre, has been burnt down, so that's that.

RAO is arsenic, I think. He's poisonous. Oh gawd... I so bad want him to retire and let us move the fvck ooooon.

The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It's simple and it's plain
Why should I complain?
The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all

There's an Abba verse for every occasion. And have I told you about the pain in my wrist?

Shoot. My cup of tea got cold. Revenge - Pink ft Em.