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DI TICHA

Village Elder
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Morning Ktalkers,
Mwanaume ni Kujibonga........Na Shame is a word that should be less of his concerns......
BY ANY CHANCE KUNA SINGLE LADY HAPA??? or better still,,IS THERE ANY KTALKER WHO HAS A SISTER THAT HANA CHALI AMA DAME BESHTE????
Hii baridi inakaa kuwa noma sana na sioni nkitoba nkiwa Single tena......One of my new years Resolution was to stop having dates with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters.....And apparently am making good progress...Still Considering Buying Whiskey na Vodka zikae kwa nyumba but naogopa ntaanza tabia yangu mbaya ya kitambo drinking daily........

My last resort is now marrying.......Pliz Pliz Pliz...wananchi wema nisaidieni nipate hii mbavu yangu ili niwe na furaha kidogo ka nyinyi......

Asanteni sana.....
 

shocks

Village Sponsor
#3
I know of a girl that is as desperate, shida ako na masharti mengi! Whats your age, are you ready to take it to marriage akikubamba and of course income bracket. if you are not comfortable disclosing the above, then lenga
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#6
uko na pesa!!!! nasi uende supermarket uongeze blanketi! ama baridi ikiisha utarudi hapa kutafuta usaidizi!!
i mean what i say....i need to settle down now...........Naeza kuwa nimelink na baridi but still, that shouldn't be used as the reason as to why i need that Lady....SETTLING DOWN SURFICES.....
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#7
I know of a girl that is as desperate, shida ako na masharti mengi! Whats your age, are you ready to take it to marriage akikubamba and of course income bracket. if you are not comfortable disclosing the above, then lenga
Everyone huwa na Masharti....but believe you me huwa zinapungua after acquaintance.......And Yes am ready to take it to the next level..MARRIAGE....
 
#8
At least you know in advance that furaha ni ndogo. Hii yako there will be no time to get to know each other better,, so you will be sleeping with a stranger in your bed. Very risky in these days of transformer removal, if you ask me.

Its the same thing as getting one from sj so kimbia huko you borrow one for a month :p
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#10
nikikupa my sister or cousin utamfukuza after baridi imeisha wacha ikae
Hiyo tabia ya kuruka ka panzi ndo staki sasa.......i gave myself a serious break from dating and had to make a decision....MY NEXT RELATIONSHIP haitakuwa ya playing games......Want sumn meaningful...and i feel am ready now.....
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#11
At least you know in advance that furaha ni ndogo. Hii yako there will be no time to get to know each other better,, so you will be sleeping with a stranger in your bed. Very risky in these days of transformer removal, if you ask me.

Its the same thing as getting one from sj so kimbia huko you borrow one for a month :p
Well Rephrasing......Hapo kwa transformer removal kunatishia maisha........I'll take my time to know her , and so shuld she......and by the time we experiencing baridi ka hii tena ntakuwa sorted.....SJ..BIG NO NO NO.....thanks......heri baridi ini-uwe.....cant pay for sex
 

kiriethe

Village Elder
#12
Boss! kindly stop playing with your dear life, have you just discovered you need a companion right now, didn't you know three or four or even years back that June/ July are the coldest months we have ? haya go ahead rukia mmoja........... January tutakuwa hapa na mawaidha .
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#16
hahaha angusha mistari tuskie......it can b ua lucky day
Mambo Swits.....acha tusiende stone age saaaana.....enzi ya kurusha kataa(angusha mistari as u know it) si unajua iliisha......Sku hizi ni personality ya msee ina talk....unaroll na yeye na si eti storo za sex or anything na chenye itakunyc from ur conversations unamake decision.....Lakini ukitakaa nianze stone age, hiyo siwes toboa.........
 

ndume

Village Elder
#19
Morning Ktalkers,
Mwanaume ni Kujibonga........Na Shame is a word that should be less of his concerns......
BY ANY CHANCE KUNA SINGLE LADY HAPA??? or better still,,IS THERE ANY KTALKER WHO HAS A SISTER THAT HANA CHALI AMA DAME BESHTE????
Hii baridi inakaa kuwa noma sana na sioni nkitoba nkiwa Single tena......One of my new years Resolution was to stop having dates with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters.....And apparently am making good progress...Still Considering Buying Whiskey na Vodka zikae kwa nyumba but naogopa ntaanza tabia yangu mbaya ya kitambo drinking daily........

My last resort is now marrying.......Pliz Pliz Pliz...wananchi wema nisaidieni nipate hii mbavu yangu ili niwe na furaha kidogo ka nyinyi......

Asanteni sana.....
ulikuwa na house girl ule alitupa mtungi ya gas na bibi hauna??
 
#20
Mambo Swits.....acha tusiende stone age saaaana.....enzi ya kurusha kataa(angusha mistari as u know it) si unajua iliisha......Sku hizi ni personality ya msee ina talk....unaroll na yeye na si eti storo za sex or anything na chenye itakunyc from ur conversations unamake decision.....Lakini ukitakaa nianze stone age, hiyo siwes toboa.........
@DI TICHA hizi mistari zako ni kama za Bobby Mapesa.

Hii baridi inakaa kuwa noma sana na sioni nkitoba nkiwa Single tena......
ION hii nkitoba ndio nini tena??
 
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