USHai Katariwo na Crush??How did You recover from that.

Sex & Relationships
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Wazito najua tunajifanya hardcore behind the keyboard and stuff but the cold truth is we got a soft spot deep down.Mimi Kuna gacungwa kalikataa story zangu sometime back io usiku nliweka mwili drive way nkaendesha.Nliumwa masikio nkachukua maji moto ya chumvi kujikanda,it was so bad mainly because sikuwahi jienvisheni situation kama hio.Swali ni ushaikataliwa?ushainyimwa?ushaionjeshwa alafu ukapimiwa?

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Umevaa Helmet?

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Can’t relate.

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How old are you baby boy?

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Old enough to know bacon is different from Bacon

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Cant Relate either; i dont start what i can`t finish and i have a 100% record of getting between the legs of any woman i ever pursued.
Na siringi!..

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Mimi nishai dumpiwa bt I was to blame. A friend of hers saw me in a club with a side chic akaenda kumwambia.

Called kama kawa not knowing report ilikuwa ishafikishwa. Ati sasa honey…Wewe wewe. Nilirushiwa matusi zingine and before I knew it I heard “it’s over btwn me and u” na nika bangiwa simu. Tried calling back but to no avail. Tried reaching her for over a month but alikaa ngumu…iliuma sana

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Jamaa wa #teamnduthi ngoja uziku zacco

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Must have been 1980.

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Leo Manchester united itakamua soft spot ya liverfools…

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Over a month captain?
Huyo lazima alikuwa anakupakulia slice zmepakwa manna

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Kubangiwa simu doesn’t necessarily mean it was those old land lines…it’s just a way of saying nilikatiwa simu unceremoniously. I think u know what I mean.

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Or maybe you don’t have the “balls” to admit
kikikiki

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Hehehe ilikuwa love ingine mwenda that I thought Inge lead to marriage.

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Wewe ulipenda sana kumliko…

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Yangu ilikuwa lust
Alikuwa na mattercore zingine waah

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Ata afadhari ungetuambia alisema mscheeeew na akakata simu. Sounds more dramatic.

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Sijawai. Maybe coz I am a mbirrioneya.

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Negative, unakatiwa simu while u are still talking …hata haujamaliza what u were saying. Hio ndio inaitwa kubangiwa simu

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Getting laid is a game you win and loose. Most fags claiming 100% are virgin wankers led by Mrs Waweru.

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