Mimi na tuwageni twangu tulirudi back home from the pub after hearing loud rumours that the purported car accident at the Natural History Museum this afternoon, in West Lando was a terrorist attack. Not sure how true it is but we decided to head back home even though I am a bit far from there. Better to be safe than sorry as you never know where these guys will hit you from so mvinyo tele hapa.
They are vv crafty and can hit one side of the City mdogo mdogo to distract the weak M15 from a big terrorist thing coming our way elsewhere especially now that they know Basic Bish Theresa is under siege kabisaa. Weak Parliament.