usitombe dem kwake

sperminator

Village Elder
#1
Men listen

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends niliona war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu
 
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mwania

Guest
#2
Men listen

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends niliona war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu

This is a written rule for mafisis!
 

magreb

Village Elder
#4
Men listen

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends niliona war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu
Wharristhis???? Kwani watu kwa hii kijiji wanaishi wapi huko kwenye strangers wanaeza kunywa pombe inje ya gate yao bila police kuitwa. Kwenye naishi is not a leafy suburb but sojas wako rada mbaya sana.
 
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Deleted member 10628

Guest
#7
Men listen

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends nilionwa war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu
Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends nilionwa war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu
 
#17
Hiyo story haimek sense. Ati walikunywa crate ya beer na bouncer nje ya gate usiku mzima???

Mimi bado ntaendelea kuwatombea madem. You know why? Every woman in Nairobi is in a relationship.

Lakini mimi hufanya import inakuja kejani.
there is atleast twice the number of women as men in nairobi and 50% of men are married so are they all dating the same guy?
 

smokin_gun

Village Elder
#20
there is atleast twice the number of women as men in nairobi and 50% of men are married so are they all dating the same guy?
Every 20 something year old woman in Nairobi (even the ugly ones) has some guy acting as her boyfriend. Anaweza kuambia ako single but believe me there is always some nigga lurking in the shadows.

No wonder siku hizi ni ngumu sana kupata virgin.
 

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