usitombe dem kwake

Men listen

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends niliona war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu

This is a written rule for mafisis!

Nyumba usioilipia rent stay the fuck away from it, heri uende mstuni, nmewitness maasai akiekea mtu mshale kwa mkundu baada ya kumpata kwake

Wharristhis??? Kwani watu kwa hii kijiji wanaishi wapi huko kwenye strangers wanaeza kunywa pombe inje ya gate yao bila police kuitwa. Kwenye naishi is not a leafy suburb but sojas wako rada mbaya sana.

Hata ukilipia kuwa careful. You might be one of three other fisis or more under the illusion that you’re the only one paying rent. :D:D:D

muache ujinga na muende gym ukiwa na 102 kg of pure muscle unatomba dem anywhere bila kushtuka

Today morning I witnessed a very bad incident.Now there is this guy that has been paying rent for a certain lady and he has never slept in that house.hats vitu hajawahi pewa.now the annoying thing is kuna another guy that has been coming there analala then anatoka morning. Mwenye kulipa rent alipojua alienda akatafuta bouncer akanunua tusker crate moja wakakuja hadi kwa gate ya hiyo ploti and camped there the whole night wakikunywa.now this morning the lady akatokezea wameshikana mkono with the father guy wanaenda job.my friends nilionwa war.yaani mwanaume sema kuchapwa na kutoka mbio.

Usilale nyumba hujui nani analipa rent.avoid nyumba za madem kabisa.nyuki hapewi busu

Most likely a made up story but message imewafikia

True, 102kg ni bullet proof.

because of cash naweza tombea yeye hapo kwake ata kama umelipa nini. security always around kwani by the time ulete issues am off with my guys. that’s y u beta males and mamas boys ar adviced get cash first b4 ufike 35 from there everything becomes possible

Ulikuwa wapi while witnessing this

Hiyo story haimek sense. Ati walikunywa crate ya beer na bouncer nje ya gate usiku mzima???

Mimi bado ntaendelea kuwatombea madem. You know why? Every woman in Nairobi is in a relationship.

Lakini mimi hufanya import inakuja kejani.

unakuwanga wapi ukiwitness vitu?

This is funny and pathetic. One, kunguru hafuguki- for the slow she is public goods. Two , the public pays rent ergo that is not YOUR house., three community p.ussy + community house …jijazie.

Rithathi ya G3 haitambui 102kg of pure muscle.

ina strike fear into the enemy,

ukieza pona hio bullet wound huyo msee anatoroka kenya

there is atleast twice the number of women as men in nairobi and 50% of men are married so are they all dating the same guy?

I’d love to see you stop a bullet with that 102 kg pure muscle. Ata kipii kikiwa na bunduki kitafanya unyenyekee ukiongea na soprano like a bitch

Ata ukilipa rent ni upus tu. Labda ni wanaume watatu wanatumianga hiyo kunguru rent and every one of them thinks yeye ndiye ndume wa hiyo nyumba. It’s this simple, if I don’t live there, I ain’t paying rent for a whore. Nikitaka slices I get a hotel room ama Airbnb nakamua tukimaliza kunguru inaenda zake.

Every 20 something year old woman in Nairobi (even the ugly ones) has some guy acting as her boyfriend. Anaweza kuambia ako single but believe me there is always some nigga lurking in the shadows.

No wonder siku hizi ni ngumu sana kupata virgin.