Utamind nikikam na beste yangu....?

Jana kunguru aliuliza hilo swali…nikageukia mwenye alikuwa karibu…
Kuporwa ni laana mwezi wa Ramadan.
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Ninawaona wakijaribu kunywa soda yako hapo.

Ata ukinipa bure hii siwes karibia

mwambie hakuna noma bora wote waache panties makwao…

izo nzi mbili kwa mdomo ya chupa ya soda ndio kunguru unaongelea?

:D:D:D
@Mwax wanakam

Dem akikuulizia kuja na beshte, mwambie aje na watano. Don’t show up. Chukua dem yako mwengine hapo hivo kwenda rev place ingine.

hiyo nzi maze,inakaa imekuja na mwenzake

Luka 12:18 Chukueni kwa mfano, kunguru: hawapandi, hawavuni wala hawana ghala yoyote. Hata hivyo, Mungu huwalisha.

:smiley:

Mwenye alikuwa karibu ni kunguru ama

Una floss na chang’aa ya pale korogosho which is branded at kariobangi light industry

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I just don’t understand how people drink all this alcohol like water.

@Mwax let me tell you a secret coz I am in a parrot mood. If a girl ever says to you ‘that can I bring a friend’ ujue she is NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

They are coming to enjoy your wallet and she does not want to listen to what you want to tell her privately.

Wazi @Mrs Shosho, waambile wasikile.

They think they are clever than us and we are fools.

Struth…she is bringing her friend for distraction and to avoid hearing what you have to say, I know trust me. I am not guilty of it coz I have conducted my biz differently. I go for the date solo lakini in all of 30 minutes I am like ‘I am going home to watch a match’. ‘Can I come and watch with you’ errr no hurriedly and politely leaving and paying my share of the bill.

Ushinde hapo ukinunua…

On the contrary. I have been asked that question and said yes then ended up enjoying a threesome. The trick is get them drunk then f.uck them :wink:

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