Valentine ya Mucatha with pics

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Nilishida hapo ije kama masaa mawiri kwa barabara nikingojea kachenzi haka kamarise kukamua, kusaidia kasenge kao (mtoto wa mbusi) kunyonya, kaoge halafu ndio kakuje kanipatie kahehia kama turifyoagana. Imagini saa moja na nusu hifi ya jioni na ni Jurai na vile kunakuwaga na mbaridi kakakuja kuanza kusema ati niko na homa na mapua hata inauma. Juu ya mang’uriko (yaani mahasira singine baya saidi) nikakaurisa “… Funda hii kwani unafikiria nataka kufanda mapua? Kahehia haina homa na uwashe u~ndigiri!”

Ngagasika mukono ngakafuruta hadi kwa mahidi hapo kado. Ngakaabia siwesi simamisa masaa mawiri harafu uniashe hifi. Ngakaambia pia kuna jia tatu sya kujitetea 1.Ukuwe refarii wa mufira (yaani mbinjei) mbaka mufira iede extra time 2. utharamie hii mbiruri mbaka itoe machosi kwa jisho (yaani handi njomb) ama 3. urare basi mbiruri ipatane na sabuni yake yaani kahehia. Kakaseka kakaniabia basi afasari hiyo ya kusaramia.(niriboeka kwasababu infact niritaka kachague ya tatu…rakini haisuru)

Ngasomoa mbiruri ngakafatia. Kakasika na mukono ati kamesarimia. Ngakaambia washa undigiri tena. Unafaa ufanye vire unafanyaga ukirigisura kamba imejirigisa (yaani ku~straighten uzi kama imejikunjanisa) ama vire unakamuaga ng’ombe yenu only this time ukamue faster faster. Akaseka tena. Mayau washa aanze kurigisura, hiyo mukono nikama alikuwa amefaa sadi paper njuu iriniguara nikashuta. Kama karico sya gisagi kabisa ikaniulisa…unasikiaga utamu unanyaba?

Ngamuabia tumia reft hand basi…atleast nione kama ni juu anatumiaga mukono ya right kurifarifa riia sana kwa shaba. Akachange…hii hata ndio ngumu saidi.Irikuwa kama bao. Nasidwo sasa mucatha atafanya nini. Ngajarifu kukaabia katemee mate kwa mukono ikuwe soft…rakini mate manapoterea kwa miatuka ya mukono. Nkt…ngaona hapa hii ni uchenzi.

Ngakapiga kata hwa!..kakanguka sini…pu!..Ngainua marida yake. Lasima ningegusa na mukono nisipate hata kahehia ni sadipaper…huwesi jua. Ngasikia githurware kiko wet na kigumu hapa kwa kahehia. Ngakisukuma kado na ngaingisa kidore hii ya katikati. Ngasikia iko smooth kama buruu bandi. Ngaingisa mbiruri…nywiiii!. Akasema…fikisha hapo…na irikuwa ¾. Ngasindiria kabisa…kari kii. Akasema hata homa imeeda kwa kifua sasa. Ngaanza kuweka…ngaweka…ngaweka…ngitoatoa ije kidogo ipigwo ni kaupepo nisiwashirie haraka. Ngirudisa ndani akaniambia sasa homa imehama imeeda kwa tubo.

Ngaweka mutu wa wenyewe mayau…magoti saa hiyo inaumia juu ya samba kuwa ngumu…ngaweka yeye …akasema sasa homa imehama iko kwa matako. Ngajua baas!..ikihama tena…itaeda kwa kahehia. Ngaanza kuongesa thithi kwa kiongo. Ngaweka mayau…aripoansa kusema nyenye nyenye…ngajua ni aseme tu niwashirie”muchatha sasa homa imeeda kwa.magoti…nirisikia kumushapa kofi ya kimanyoko…iribidi nishomoe na ninyonge mbiruri na mukono ndio isitapike.
Nikaanja kuimajini sasa kabra ifike kwa fidole na ing’arishe fiatu fyake…si ni kecho!

Ngaanja kumuweka na matharu sasa…hata nikiangusa kwani…akaanja kupumua na ngufu…na kufogotha kama arikuwa na mararia ya inzi. Akasema …iko kwa muthirimo sasa, woii kwa song’wa…hiyo kwa ndira…wuuuii kwa fidole…nitakufa ndio hiyoooooooooooo…¦.akanisika kwa masikio na ngufu kama aritaka kwenda nasyo…juu ya usungu na kushtuka namimi ngawashiria…akasem…”nimepona ndagitaaari!”

Turikaa kama ndakika tano kama amenisuna tu kwa masikio. Ariwashiria wakati msee mwingine ariambia mwensake hapo kwa barambara……tarekenditeithie haha mbembe~ini ici ndiu niki ndiire ndiraharuo uguo {washa niingie hapa kwa hii mahidi nijisaidie sijui ni nini nirikura nahara nyamna hii}

Turitoka mbio sana…hadi ruharo ya huyo muse ikakuwa ngumu kama kangumu…hakukunia tena!

RESSON: Gusaga mutu kwa mukono kabra ya kumwabia asarimie mbiruri

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This type of post is what I would expect from a New Villager si mtu kama wewe @kah tony. I am disappointed

Senji

there waas a guy called muchatha in the old klist. that was his hekaya. I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

Muchatha was a high school classmate who has now lived in Trumpistan for over a decade. How he still managed to coin those stories in that lingua still beats me. Ukimcheki you can never imagine he is the fella behind those kahehia stories za mama Connie

@kah tony,

Boring, overdone, tedious story. Nobody talks or writes like that.

umbwaaaaaaaaaaaaa csomi

Nice hekaya @kah tony , ati…“Ngajarifu kukaabia katemee mate kwa mukono ikuwe soft…rakini mate manapoterea kwa miatuka ya mukono. Nkt…ngaona hapa hii ni uchenzi.”:D:D

meffih

:D:D

@kah tony with the shitty post again, na utafute bibi uache kupost UPUS saa tisa ya usiku, shenz :D:D:D:D:D

@Mzee mzima soma comment yangu hapo juu.

Mimi hupost saa tisa juu nakuwanga night shift matime