Vanity of Treating women right

Sex & Relationships
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This post has been inspired by upuzi nimeanza kuona hapa kwa kijiji more so from new villagers ati oooh, usiende kwa malaya, oooh katia dem akubali, oooh malaya ni wachafu, oooh treat a woman right……UPUZI mingi sana! @incognitus , i am addressing you. http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/some-tips-for-the-young-men-here-cc-mwa.11542/

Before niende mbali, I would like to advice young unmarried men to avoid hizi ma lovey dovey mingi na wanawake more so those they intend to marry. Itakusaidia sana. Usiwahi jifanya Alehandro kwa mwanamke, it is GAY. You can not satisfy a woman. Bure utalilia chooni. Pili, siku hizi virtually kila dem ako engaged in some form of prostitution given their love for “free” things in life and the number of fisis they encounters. As someone said in this village, distinctions only arise in the form and timing of payments they receive.

Ukikumbuka your science lessons from class six, there was a topic iliitwa “Making Work Easier”. Why bother yourself wasting time and money chasing a lady, entertaining her at your cost and in some cases killing yourself with Viagra in order to satisfy her while you can still achieve your goals with less effort. Na saa hio kuna mwingine anapewa without effort. Regardless, shida ya mwanaume ni kumwaga. That is the reason why some men are tired of models after kumwaga.

Anyway, before I finally settled down, I used to treat a certain mama called Jane as a queen. This lady kwa ujinga wangu was an epitome of virtue. By then I was staying in Eldoret. Mara outings, mara chocolates, sijui cards, upuzi mingi. Unfortunately, this mama alikuwa mchoyo sana. Mchoyo as in hakupatii nyap ile saa unataka na she shadows you mpaka huwezi mhanya. Sana mimi niko tu hapo nauguza blue balls pole pole mara kwa mara. Despite this, niliendelea kumpea mapenzi ya dhati hata tulikuwa tunapanga kuoana. Unknown to me, this lady was as loose as they come.

One thing with me ni kwamba I always walk alone. That way, I am able kuingia mahali na nitoke without raising attention. Unajua ukiwa na maboys, ruckus ni mingi everywhere you go. Additionally, it helps me stay alert. Sasa kuna siku niko patrol mtaa inaitwa Huruma. Kuangalia mbele, naona Jane na maboys wawili wanaingia kwa lodging. Nikajua hawa hawaendi for prayers.

FFWD- nimekula njaro naona wanatoka na kila mtu anashika njia yake. Nikaanza kushadow Jane mpaka kwake. Nikasimama nje ya gate ya plot yao kidogo before kuingia. Nilipoingia kwake, nampata anatoa pesa kwa bra na kucount. Nikajua hii ni mshahara amepokea from the two ninjas. Evidently, I was heart broken but sikumwonesha. Nilijitoa and that was the last time she saw me. After the pain had subsided, i looked at the issue in a more objective manner ndio nikagundua i can still achieve my objectives with ladies albeit without the attendant drama. Mimi nilikuwa najiumiza bure na kumbe ni Malaya ninajaribu kufuga. Chambilecho wahenga, kunguru hafugiki.

So kwa wanaume, usiweke akili kwa madem. Chase paper instead. Kama uko na watoto, ng’ang’ana to provide for them. Hoes ain’t loyal. My philosophy nowadays is pretty simple. If i feel like i want to taste something different, tafuta poko(you actually get variety), vaa cd, mwaga, lipa then rudi kutafuta unga. I don’t worry about pesa ya nywele, rent yake, her drinks, ile kitu atakula na upuzi zingine mingi.

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Above all, you have one woman you treat right, your wife!

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I respect all women

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Aaaaah Huyu jane Si angekuwahi tu kidogo kiubeste, ama alikuwa anaona hutoshi mboga?

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alikuwa ananipea lakini inapimwa kwa ratili!

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Hehehehe zile story huwa hapa.

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I recall in the late 90s there were 2 chicks who were very presentable at the time in Kenya Polly, any man would have fallen for them but once in a while i would see them leaving a lodging or going in with some rwandese guys wenye walikuwanga na mapesa. they were pure hores na labda saa hii walishikanisha majamaa wa church wakawaoa

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I always say it’s alright to treat your woman well but not to the point of her learning you inside out. Always have an air of mystery around yourself and act unpredictable at all times.
That way, the woman will always not be too sure about your intentions and will always think twice before thinking of cheating on you.

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Napita tu.

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You r right. Uve talked my heart out. Instead of taking pokos; there many university girls looking for attention. These ladies mara nywele, rent and they will still hanya.

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Niaje Unicorn, had your supper yet?

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Ditto! Being unpredictable but not a prima donna asshat.

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juzi hapa tu jamaa aliacha job poa sana hapa jiji ndio arudi mombasa aoe her sweetheart. Lets just say ile pesa jamaa ametumia kwa mwanamke can buy you a descent car, na dem akasema no, juu she was now kampango wa the dad juu ako loaded seriously. Me husemanga the only loyal thing a man can get is a Dog or a beer.

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pole kwa masaibu yako na jane @magreb. I actually agree with you on some points like kujifanya Alhedro and trying to satisfy a woman.
what I wrote is about getting laid what you have written is about relationships or rather situationships. see the difference?
Women are only loyal to their kids

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Poa sana. Ndio natayarisha omena hapa.

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Ha ha, very true. If you want loyalty get yourself a dog.

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Sardines? :eek:

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the things men do to get laid…smh!!

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Isn’t it Silver cyprinid?. Njoo tule. Sitaitisha pesa baadaye

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Three if you can afford it.

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