vasectomy......

Young

Village Elder
#1
35years ago today, @Young came into being pale mater hospital.......
2 beautiful wives(1a. pukusu, 1b. shinny eye) and almost 4 kids later, the best gift I will give myself this new year will be a vasectomy. This decision has been motivated by several factors like the quality of life I want for my family, the health related risks for my wives using contraceptives(this was discussed at length hapa), and also the fact that personally I don't want any more kids. @Luther12 , daktari tafadhali saidia kijana mzee na mawaidha na pro's and con's za hii procedure.
  • Is it a painful procedure?
  • Is there a possibility of it going wrong and messing my sex life?
  • can the procedure be reversed at any time?
  • can it fail to work? I wouldn't want surprises.
sande sana! wish me luck as I embark on a new journey of dry frying and conservation of the earth by maintaining my carbon footprint(whatever that is).

next year God willing, my birthday gift will be a prostrate check but I can assure you, they will have to sedate me coz hakuna mtu anaweza shika matako yangu kama najiskia!!

@Deorro bado my question stands, can I be allowed to change my handle but maintain everything else??
 

uwesmake

DRYFRY ARTIST
#9
siwes enda hio upuss hata nikifikisha target yangu ya 30 kids . reasons

1 what if watoi wakufe na reversal ikatae
2.what if you remarry a young thing atake mtoi na reversal ikatae
3.what if you go to heaven and its a requirement you have to eject sperms b4 admission
4. what if you are kidnapped by aliens and they say they are only releasing humans who have not undergone vasectomy .
5. the earth is swept clean mubaki watu kumi without a doctor .

basically nasema dont fix it if it isnt broken
 

Young

Village Elder
#10
siwes enda hio upuss hata nikifikisha target yangu ya 30 kids . reasons

1 what if watoi wakufe na reversal ikatae
2.what if you remarry a young thing atake mtoi na reversal ikatae
3.what if you go to heaven and its a requirement you have to eject sperms b4 admission
4. what if you are kidnapped by aliens and they say they are only releasing humans who have not undergone vasectomy .
5. the earth is swept clean mubaki watu kumi without a doctor .

basically nasema dont fix it if it isnt broken
hapa angoo na kataa kabisa..
  1. watoto 30 kwani uko na order mahali? the quality of life of those kids is below sea level.
  2. Watoi wakakufa it will not erase the fact that I once had kids.
  3. heaven is right here on earth, hizo zingine ni stories of giants.
  4. Aliens, another story of giants.
  5. You cannot escape fate.
 

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