vasectomy......

35years ago today, @Young came into being pale mater hospital…
2 beautiful wives(1a. pukusu, 1b. shinny eye) and almost 4 kids later, the best gift I will give myself this new year will be a vasectomy. This decision has been motivated by several factors like the quality of life I want for my family, the health related risks for my wives using contraceptives(this was discussed at length hapa), and also the fact that personally I don’t want any more kids. @Luther12 , daktari tafadhali saidia kijana mzee na mawaidha na pro’s and con’s za hii procedure.
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[li]Is it a painful procedure?[/li][li]Is there a possibility of it going wrong and messing my sex life?[/li][li]can the procedure be reversed at any time?[/li][li]can it fail to work? I wouldn’t want surprises.[/li][/ul]
sande sana! wish me luck as I embark on a new journey of dry frying and conservation of the earth by maintaining my carbon footprint(whatever that is).

next year God willing, my birthday gift will be a prostrate check but I can assure you, they will have to sedate me coz hakuna mtu anaweza shika matako yangu kama najiskia!!

@Deorro bado my question stands, can I be allowed to change my handle but maintain everything else??

tafuta thread ya @imei2012 ya vasectomy

on name change uko na utoto sana, baki to young vile uko

@Luther12, hio procedure ya prostate exam itabidi revisitation.
@Meria Mata , @Okiya, @mabenda4 mlipotea na ripoti kama mlifanya hii examination

About time you stopped propagating the stupidity gene that you carry through future generations of Kenyans.

Prostate checkup uliza @Field

gui:D RWNEBP!

Bado na sioni nikienda

it’s very important that you do that test ukifika hizi miaka.

siwes enda hio upuss hata nikifikisha target yangu ya 30 kids . reasons

1 what if watoi wakufe na reversal ikatae
2.what if you remarry a young thing atake mtoi na reversal ikatae
3.what if you go to heaven and its a requirement you have to eject sperms b4 admission
4. what if you are kidnapped by aliens and they say they are only releasing humans who have not undergone vasectomy .
5. the earth is swept clean mubaki watu kumi without a doctor .

basically nasema dont fix it if it isnt broken

hapa angoo na kataa kabisa…
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[li]watoto 30 kwani uko na order mahali? the quality of life of those kids is below sea level.[/li][li]Watoi wakakufa it will not erase the fact that I once had kids.[/li][li]heaven is right here on earth, hizo zingine ni stories of giants.[/li][li]Aliens, another story of giants.[/li][li]You cannot escape fate.[/li][/ol]

up your withdrawal game hadi bibi afike menopause… ratchet vaa taya problem solved getting neutered may haunt you in future
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Prostate exam- Nilifanya in a medical centre opposite Pizza inn parklands when I was doing full body check up.

Vasectomy- Bibi alikataa nifanye but I was very much willing to especially when I heard its reversible.

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utamea boobs nanii

yaani msupa unakubaliana na hiyo ngombe @Deorro ??

@Young , your consideration of your wives health is admirable

kwani vasectomy inapunguza testosterone?? @Ice_Cube ebu leta rink ya hiyo post ya @imei2012

Apana its just funny

This is all I can find https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/vasectomy.26039/

Kama hutaki watoto changia monoballer hata akuwe na tatu.