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pale campus, i once had this roommate ambaye tulikuwa tumetoka the same home ground huko ocha. we shared as much similarities as much as we shared differences. for instance, sisi wote tulikuwa members wa mafisi sacco, but i spent a huge chunk of my helb loan drinking while he spent a huge chunk of his loan buying girls goodies and gifts to get into their pants. sasa the good thing is that we had a very different taste of girls and hence the chances of us colliding or fighting over the same girl were nil. according to his own word, i was free to chase the beautiful girls in school, and he was content chewing the others since angehandle stress ya beautiful girls/cool girls who were always on the look out for a good party as long as it involved lots of alcohol and marijuana. due to this difference we were able to live with zero collision as peaceful roommates.
as i said before, i loved getting high and i was the true definition of life of the party. sasa this one day there is an event featuring some DJ going down in the school na hakuna vile ningemiss hiyo event. so nimeingia party, i have downed many drinks, smoked a few joints, grinded on many bitches pale kwa dance floor, halafu sasa time ni 3 am and the party is almost coming to an end. sad thing, ni ati sijamanage yet kufunga any kunguru na sitaki kuimagine how i will go to sleep without nutting. anyway mgaagaa na mfupa hali wali mkavu (siko sure this is the correct saying), kwa harakati za kutafuta cum bucket, i get this “beautiful” kao chick and she is willing to engage in some cheap talk. i offer to get the girl a quarter of her favorite poison, but she decline and says she doesnt drink and i should only get her the small coca cola. tumeingia hapo student center and i am counting my lucky stars since nime escape kutumia a few hundreds kubuy drinks. siko sure how i throw bait, but definetly i get myself a catch juu ata kabla hiyo soda iishe we was already exchanging saliva out in public.
The girl suggests we take our romance elsewhere, and we settle on her room since her two roommates were also out partying. before ata tufike kwa room, fingers zimedo the walking, and the bish is dripping wet (any bacterias pale kwa vagina probably drowned to death). i believe hyo mlango ya room tuliifungua tukiwa uchi, and soon i was digging into someone’s puthy like my life depended on it. i was drunk but the supporting soundtracks that the girl was producing made me believe that this was one of the best puthy i had come across. anyway, after a nigga, got satisfied all that was left was to fall asleep and the next day i woke up to a room of three girls (two absolute strangers, and one the random girl i had shagged).
after kuamka, i was a bit dissapointed since the girl was not as beautiful as i had thought the previous night. we exchanged numbers and i quickly left for my place. sasa kwa ile ulevi ya jana i had told the girl where i lived, and later that evening i got a call, ati dame ako hapo kwa gate i go pick her. dame kuingia hao, my roommate left, halafu my lower head reasoned and reached the decision that i should ferk the girl since we had the room to ourselves. sasa hii behavior continued where i would kula the girl in private, but do anything possible to avoid her or ignore her in public. the game was going well, but what i never knew was that my roommate pia alikuwa ananyemelea pale, plus telling the girl what an asshole i was for not giving her the attention she deserved.
i gues girls’ dig this vibe, na sijui how long it took before dame aamue kuacha my roommate achezee pale promised land. sasa, one day i am horny as hell na nimeanza kuchat ule dame from 9am tukiplan vile ninge demolish the pussy later in the day. kitu 7pm after classes, i call the girl akanishow ako supper, game tuifanye 9pm after ametoka sapa na friends, at 8pm i decide to go to her place, nipime nguvu za strength ya bed springs, before atoke supper as i prepare kufikisha mtoto wa wenyewe threshold. before, nifike kwa mlango i meet her roommate who pulls me outside the hostel, and tells me to avoid getting myself a heart attack as my kao chick is busy getting her private parts destroyed. bana, i dont know why, but i feel shocked and betrayed, even though sikuwa nataka huyu dame, but the roommate tells me to cut off the pretense since ni my roommate doing the friend, and i must have given him the go ahead.
i count my losses na nikarudi kwangu. hoes will always be hoes, since the girl calls me at 9pm ati niende kwake they are just from supper. nikatukana dame, and told her they was no way i was going to swim in another mans sperms. the bish tries to apologize lakini, nigga over here decides to hold my ground. i decide i will not mention the issue to my roommate but i will try get revenge any way possible. a few weeks back, my roommate didnt have a phone, and i would give him mine, to chat with this girl back home, who had just finished high school. the girl in question was very beautiful, naive and disillusioned about the real state of the world. soon i was chatting with the girl and she was telling me what an awesome guy i was. after sometime, birthday ya huyu dame, ikakaribia and i told her i was willing to travel home to offer her a gift of some awesome birthday sex. the girl says that is okay but i would also have to get her a guitar as an extra birthday gift. i traveled home, booked us a lodging, pretended to order a guitar from another place, na nikafikisha threshold usiku mzima. next day, i tell the girl we should all go to our respective homes and we should meet later in the afternoon she collects her guitar. girl is very happy, and even gives me some morning sex.
anyway, i traveled back to school as soon as she left. i felt guilty that i had used a girl to revenge for an action she was not part of. however, the guilt iliisha, since nilipata numerous facebook messages telling me what a dog i was, and how i would die poor. my friend somehow got to know that i ferked his girlfriend but he never told me. we met with my former roommate a few days back, and he told me he knows i ferked his girlfriend. we had a good laugh, although he insists that he got the raw deal, since i got the young innocent, low mileage girl, while he got the cheap kao chick that most campus boys had laid.
NB: I also got to learn that the Kao chick alikuwa amepea a substantial number of guys i took. apparently all it took was something as cheap as chips za 50 and you had the girl moaning to your every thrust,