Village Elders meeting: New Rules

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Jirani

Village Elder
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All Village Elders held a meeting (secretly) at the coast and these were the things discussed . As we all know Village Elder title is the most senior title in Ktalk..We do not tambua all other titles like senior villager, new villager etc etc. anyway the meeting was chaired by one Chief Village Elder Jirani..here below are the new rules

1. Any non Village Elder should not abuse a V.E (Village Elder) by the way V.E nikama H.E (His excellency)

2. A village Elder shud be addrssed with the name Hon..e.g when u garia garias who are not V.Es want to talk with lets say ---lets say V.E Jirani..u shud say Hon. Jirani or Hon Jay..apana tambua takataka

3. If u are a non V.E pls never and i repeat never attempt to inbox a mheshimiwa (V.E)..tuko pamoja @spax --let me see u again in my inbox

4. The following V.Es have been stripped off their powers as 'Village Elders bcoz of too much uchokosh--They are:-

1. #wakanyama: he has too much umungiki and hence an embarrassment to V.Es
2. #uwesmake: he is a chokosh..a shemale chokosh

5. Alafu if u are a chic and u are not a V.E..alafu a V.E katias u then with out even thinking twice anza kutoa suruali hapo na hapo..tuko pamoja Chloe?
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6. A Ktalk cabinet shall be formed soon and its only V.Es who will get those seats..e.g according to president Admin ..Cabinet secretary (C.S) for Finance shall be V.E Jay, CS Security shall be V.E Junkie, CS Sports shall be V.E Okiya , CS women affairs shall be V.E Female Perspective, CS Foreign Affairs shall be V.E Kabuda etc etc

7. Last bt not least V.Es should be heshimiwad..hatuu fika hapa bure..we got the likes and trophies thats why tuko huku..time and time again naona new villagers complain ati oooh i joined Ktalk b4 nani and nani lakini he is a V.E na mm bado ni New villager...nikka up yr game. GTFOH
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All Village Elders held a meeting (secretly) at the coast and these were the things discussed . As we all know Village Elder title is the most senior title in Ktalk..We do not tambua all other titles like senior villager, new villager etc etc. anyway the meeting was chaired by one Chief Village Elder Jirani..here below are the new rules

1. Any non Village Elder should not abuse a V.E (Village Elder) by the way V.E nikama H.E (His excellency)

2. A village Elder shud be addrssed with the name Hon..e.g when u garia garias who are not V.Es want to talk with lets say ---lets say V.E Jirani..u shud say Hon. Jirani or Hon Jay..apana tambua takataka

3. If u are a non V.E pls never and i repeat never attempt to inbox a mheshimiwa (V.E)..tuko pamoja @spax --let me see u again in my inbox

4. The following V.Es have been stripped off their powers as 'Village Elders bcoz of too much uchokosh--They are:-

1. #wakanyama: he has too much umungiki and hence an embarrassment to V.Es
2. #uwesmake: he is a chokosh..a shemale chokosh

5. Alafu if u are a chic and u are not a V.E..alafu a V.E katias u then with out even thinking twice anza kutoa suruali hapo na hapo..tuko pamoja Chloe?
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6. A Ktalk cabinet shall be formed soon and its only V.Es who will get those seats..e.g according to president Admin ..Cabinet secretary (C.S) for Finance shall be V.E Jay, CS Security shall be V.E Junkie, CS Sports shall be V.E Okiya , CS women affairs shall be V.E Female Perspective, CS Foreign Affairs shall be V.E Kabuda etc etc

7. Last bt not least V.Es should be heshimiwad..hatuu fika hapa bure..we got the likes and trophies thats why tuko huku..time and time again naona new villagers complain ati oooh i joined Ktalk b4 nani and nani lakini he is a V.E na mm bado ni New villager...nikka up yr game. GTFOH
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3. If u are a non V.E pls never and i repeat never attempt to inbox a mheshimiwa (V.E)..tuko pamoja @spax --let me see u again in my inbox

5. Alafu if u are a chic and u are not a V.E..alafu a V.E katias u then with out even thinking twice anza kutoa suruali hapo na hapo..tuko pamoja Chloe?
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