Village Th(Ch)iefs kujeni

Kumbe hii yenye nimefika ndio the last step before being crowned VC?
Niambieni mushahara ndio nijue my bargaining power before I accept the post.

Unasumbua kijana

WACHA KUJAZA SERVER NA UMEFFI . KUMA WEWE .

unataka kuwa Village Cunt already? chesa chini omwami

Afisa umecheza chini lately… How are you?

Shine eye aliacha kupack chicken feed kwa lunchbox?

Sawa mzee watchman

Atii nini ng’ombe ya kimilili? Kumanthigis

Watu wengine hii Kenya ni Liability tu