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General TBT
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RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
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  1. The fat kid was always the
    goalkeeper.

  2. The owner of the ball decides who
    plays.

  3. Penalties awarded only if injured
    player curses a lot.

  4. The match only ends when
    everyone was tired.

  5. No matter how many goals you
    score, the winner will be determined
    by the last team to score.

  6. No referee and lines men. You
    could run with the ball even behind
    the goal post.

  7. If you don’t participate in repairing
    the ball you were given a match ban.

  8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser.

  9. The guy who’s never picked was to
    fetch the ball from the tree

  10. When the owner of the ball gets
    annoyed, game over.

  11. You were allowed to change a
    goalkeeper in case of a penalty.

  12. the most skillful player get
    automatic selection.

  13. You only get substituted when
    called at home…

  14. 3 corners makes a penalty.

2
  1. The match ends because it’s too dark you can’t even see the ball anymore.
3

:D:D
Very true.
Kulikuwa na break ya uji at 5.00pm.

4

We used to play mpaka tuchoke tunaenda half time then come for another marathon.

5

Pati pati ndiyo goal posts and I always used to forget to pick them up after game ukirudi home ni kichapo.