RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
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The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper. -
The owner of the ball decides who
plays. -
Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses a lot. -
The match only ends when
everyone was tired. -
No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be determined
by the last team to score. -
No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even behind
the goal post. -
If you don’t participate in repairing
the ball you were given a match ban. -
If you’re picked last, you’re a loser.
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The guy who’s never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree -
When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over. -
You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty. -
the most skillful player get
automatic selection. -
You only get substituted when
called at home… -
3 corners makes a penalty.