20 HOUSE VISITATION RULES
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Always call before visiting.
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Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you dont clean it.
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If you’re from the rural, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high.
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If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget.
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If whoever you want isn’t in, go back…stop entertaining the spouse or the maid.
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If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as u found it.
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Visit on your own, don’t carry groups to someone’s house.
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Take your complicated nonsense far away…I don’t eat red fish, I’m allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here.
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If you’re an overnight guest…u must bathe.
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If you have a running stomach…stay in your house.
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Cease all stupid questions…have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet.
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When serving food do not overload, u’re not the only hungry soul.
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Don’t confuse the household claiming you’re full n satisfied n can only taste a bit…and end up tasting four full bowls.
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As much as possible invite your host to your home as well.
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Don’t start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That’s their home.
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If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight…kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep.
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When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners.
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If u do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best, not to do lunch,as well. They don’t offer food relief.
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If u’re staying for overnight, you dont have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in, awkward places…simply Rewind it until you get to your home.
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Ensure that you help around. Dont wait for everything to be done for u.
I hope we are together.