vituko za mukuru kwa zukabaga (stolen hekaya)

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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This happened today between 0200hrs and a few minutes ago.
So a girl was having fun at the local neighborhood sports club,having a good time, dancing with the girls and getting the t (t for tipsy).
As the ways go, at some point, she needed to use the ladies bathroom. In there, a fellow girl taps her and tells her she knows about her ex and that he was last seen just a few hours before, heading to his house with his new catch.
She was furious (drunk fury) and got a cab to the house she once considered her boyfriend’s.
True to the story, the lights were on and she could hear voices inside laughing and having a good time. He had gotten new curtains and when she peeped in, it’s like he (her ex) had gotten rid of everything that reminded him of her. Ultra Furious.
So what did she do? …she went outside the apartment, got stones and broke all the front-facing windows then knocked the door to teach this guy a lesson once and for all. So she knocked.
A beautiful lady opened the door and was met by a thorough UFC-like beat down. She screamed for help. The security guards showed up to stop this domestic squabble that had then become impossible to ignore.
After the ladies were separated (the girl who opened the door was now bleeding from the face), the caretaker was called to mediate this case.
This is the killer.
As it turns out, this wasn’t the ex’s house in the first place, he had actually moved houses to a nearby apartment weeks before and the lady who opened the door was actually a new tenant who had just finished settling in and was unwinding by watching a comedy series.
Aaaaaaand…
As it further turned out, the lady who had talked to this girl in the club and given her this inside information about her ex…is the actual new catch and she was with this girl’s ex at the club too…eyeing her from a distance. The guy had told his new girlfriend what to do and say to this girl and he knew exactly how she would behave and react to such news, he masterminded the whole thing.
The ex-girlfriend is now in police custody for breaking someone’s windows, forcing entry into a stranger’s house…and beating up a stranger to smitherins.
There is no moral of the story, ata mimi nimetii.

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Okay.

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So someone breaks your windows and you still proceed to open the door for her when she knocks? Anyway, hekaya zimekuwa nadra sana of late, so I’m willing to overlook some gaping plot holes.

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Oya oya kama hauesi ebrufy wachana na kasi ya @culture de

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So hakuna ngwati kwa hii yote ama part two coming?

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Hakuna ata torn blouse, t shirt ama skirt?

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Vivid imagination but isorait.

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Hekaya timam. But imejaa plot holes mob. She broke the windows and all that time hakuna mtu alitoka ku control iyo situation. When someone breaks your windows how do you get the audacity to even open the door for him??

Villagers siku hizi wamejaa na hekaya za uongo tu

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Umbwer ghasia takataka!!!

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The comments are far more interesting than the hekaya itself!!

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All in the name of a boy??? SMDH!!!

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weka picha akibleed from the face

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Juzi this tale had a different twist, ilikua ni gari imevunjwa ma window. Nimechoka

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Mara kwa Mara nimeuliza, UFC ndio ipi?

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Mara kwa Mara nimeuliza, UFC ndio ipi?

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Shaking your =D head? Aaaaaiiiiiii…

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UFC - Ultimate Fighting Championship…mixed martial arts competition… yenye Connor McGregor hufight

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Ooohhj

I gerrit

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Mmmmh… I’m conflicted between believing and trashingo_O

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what matters is not the story teller, but the story itself