Vuteni Stul Niwape Udaku: Kujianika Ani Ani.

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sadness of life

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Woi …

I smell BS… same happened to a lady i was with n the doc pulled out the rubber na huto tumakasi huwa hosi. Also know of a case where some lady was drunk n forgot she had a tampon. Chali was drunk too akachapa n lodged the tampon further n the fix was the same.

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mnati ni mnati. ndukulu imemshow cd iko ndani na hivo ndio kutakua lakini ukweli wa mambo ilikua dwyfwy

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po,po,po man like sista wangari amepatikana. Karma is a bitch…

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You tickle me with that po po po! memories lakini no homo.

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Hata mimi naona ilikuwa DFHKMBL…if true amekamatwo!

Toka salon nugu hii

you believe this chiet? hii ni hekaya written by a non-kiuk speaker such as Jay…
kwanza the author requires a basic anatomy course juu anafikiri 'space inaingia kwa tumbo ya maharagwe…

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Those were my days nikiwa kijana chipukizi.

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when you see it you will shit bricks laughing
https://i.gyazo.com/7c24c128d1725247c3f438ab321c71fc.png

Am not a doctor like @Luther12 but I do know that those two systems hazipatani kabisa…kuna mtu alipigwa dwyfwy na hakujua.

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Mboss shimo ya tampoon ndio coomer na ni tam sana. Hako kengine ni kadogo ka kunyora. Comprende?

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It sounds like the doctor is trying to blackmail her now thaehe knows the truth.

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The word “harbani” the red flag for me.

Hekaya gone wrong! Wapi @Jirani afundishe huyu mshenzi kupeana hekaya?

Comprende kitu gani? If you didn’t understand my point say it. I will explain. I said that the two systems hazipatani…as in the,urinary tract (the coomer) and the tumbo system,ile unahara nayo,in the layman’s lingo,hazipatani.
schupit web dev…hizo webs zimedev in ya brain nanii? Ati comprende? Capisce?

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Sikupata hivo but still wrong. hio kuma inapatia mtu mimba bado na mimba huwa hivo hivo na maumivu I guess, am not a shemale so sijui sana. Also I have had a bird allergic to latex and she could complain about tummy ache after shagging, comprende idiota?

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Yaani unataka kuniambia hajui ata kuandika jina lake “wangari” vizuri…

Hii hekaya ni chieth