Yesterday at my local with my cousin we were sipping our hard
earned sweat after all it’s a Friday.
We had choose to seat at a secluded place so we can catch up it’s been long since we had a mentalk.
Around 8 pm a hot chic enters the place we were and I could tell she was behind me back in primary school and I knew I can kill two birds with one stone so I invited her to our table na porko was ready we ate the she excused herself ati she is expecting a friend so she moved to another table. She made a call and I could hear her say ‘diranyua johi umuthi’ in Greek it means I am not drinking today. Kadem kakaitisha soda na kawa busy kiasi.
Around 9 a man entered the room he was in clutches and I could tell he is a broker from how he was speaking he is old enough to be my grandfather and the girls too. Hapo ndio nilielewa msemo kuwa paka mzee hunyua maziwa,he looked monied and he was sipping black & white yenye huwa imechorwa paka ... He is a cat already according to wahenga. Hii Nairobi ni kubaya yani a girl like this one mwenye alikua nyuma yangu shule ako na guka no wonder nunu za ocha zinakuwanga tamu juu hizi za nai kila jukumu la hawa wasichana huelekezwa kwa nunu. Nilienda urinals and on the other side i Could hear the girl akiwa ladies akisema 'wewe ulinitafutia mzee ata hana meno, si nikimrombosea atanyongwa na ulimi nifungwe jela maisha?'... she then laughed like a 'cariko' then she flushes her poop i think.
Vile nilirudi kwa meza yetu ndio niliona yule dame hakuridi kwa guka alitoka and she was no where to be seen. The guka knew something wasn't right kwa vile alipatwa na wasi wasi kama @Panyaste akiona nyau kwa chupa ya black and white. Hivo ndivo maziwa ya guka ilimwagika.
