wabinjaji na wabinjwaaji

Archives rerun : Quality Hekayas : Kush

While in primary seven huko mashinani there was a time we decided to have fun after classes, which ended with viboko za mwaka.

It was this cold friday evening after the evening preps when instead of leaving like the rest of the pupils, we remained in class trying to copy some notes from an earlier history lesson. We happened to be three boys and three gals. Within no time one chicky girl in class, ka mkambodia fulani came up with this awesome idea which sounded absurd at first but on further consideration ikakua why not. Kumbe the innocent advances I had been making had born fruits bila me kujua.

So the whole plan was since tuko watatu watatu kila mtu akamate wake tutoane baridi. Sema maboy kuchangamka while kuwa confused at the same time. So books tukaziweka kando and bila kuchagua kila mmoja akashika wake. Me nilikwata huyo mkambodia who despite being only 13 years, already alikuwa ametosha mboga.

It was past five jioni and we didnt expect anyone apart from watchie kuwa within the compound and being that watchie kazi yake ilikuwa ni kwa gate, hatukuwa na wasiwasi ya kukutiriwo.

Mistake number 1, juu ya haraka ya kukuta vitu, we never bothered to check kama mlango ilikuwa imefungwa. Mistake number 2, I decided kukamua Mbithe juu ya meza ya mwarimo.

Now, class two pupils used to start class at 1pm and finish at 5pm as they were using the same classes used by class one earlier in the day. So before they leave for the day ilikuwa lazima wafanye usafi. Wakiwa katika harakati za kutafuta vifagio na dasta they landed at our makeshift ‘lodging’ and innocently opened the door not knowing what sight awaited them. Boyz mmoja aliwaona na akawafukuza but didn’t tell us. One more time, he didn’t bother locking the door.

As we were seriously consumed in the ka.passion, kumbe watoi walienda wakaita mwarimo wao akakuom nao mpaka kwa ‘lodging’ upstairs. What I remember was, viboko mbili moto zimefuatana zikiland on each side of my tiny buttocks. Kushtuka ni mrs. Karanja alikuwa ameland in full combat. Blunder is that I had removed both my short and innerwear ndo ni romboshe vipoa. Viboko proved to be too much ikabidi tuchomoke mbio with Mbithe following closely behind me na ngotha yake kwa mkono while I left hizo nguo zangu kwa class juu ya kiti ya mwalimu. Nilishtukia nko kwa barabara nje ya gate nikiwa matter core wazi na singeweza kurudia nguo zangu.

Anyways I was lucky I still had my sweater on so nikafunga kwa kiuno na kuenda home. Madha didnt notice sikuwa na short vile niliingia home ki.snipper.

Weekend iliisha poa and Monday came nikaenda chuo. Morning was quiet tukajua story iliisha kumbe we was wrong. After lunch na ile afternoon prep kuisha ndo ngori ikafufuliwa. Wale watoi tulifukuza wakakuja na ule mwarimo mrs. Karanja. Wakasimama pale mbele tukaskia wakiulizwa ni akina nani. Wakataja wabinjaji na wabinjwaaji and finally nkaskia hata wewe Kuria simama. Class teacher alikuwa ameshika moto ingine wacha tu. Noma yake kubwa ilikuwa, why do all that crap kwa meza yake. Hapo tukaambiwa tuanze kufanya vyenye tulikuwa tunafanya hio siku ingine.

Kidogo combat team ya walimu ikaingia kila mmoja na kiboko chake ready kuangamiza maadui wa maendeleo. Ile vita tulipewa hio siku siwes sahau, then tukaambiwa tuende home na kesho yake turudi na wazazi. Knowing ile vita madha angenipatia ilibidi nihepe home briefly niende nilete aunty yangu thinking she would be lenient, mistake number 3. She informed madha without my knowledge, kufika chuo nikapata nimengojewa kama guest of honour. Hapo niliona moshi. Where madha was involved, dawa ilikuwa ni lazima.

Anyways that was in the past, I met Mbithe some years later after kumaliza college tukiwa kwa club nikachota yeye nikapeleka kejani kumalizia where we left.

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Either its @Dejavu or i have seen this sheet somewhere before

Shiet fvckers! Why couldn’t you just find a nearby place which was safer like a bush?

Hii hekaya ni ya mtu humu ndani. Yani wewe kevese huna hata aibu?

:D:D

Archives rerun : Quality Hekayas : Kush

I have indicated boldly, it’s a hekaya rerun, it was written by kush.

Jameni!

From kush, I’ve indicated

This guy kush yule mnono used to drop very nice hekayas,too bad i joined the kijijin whem he was fizzling out…