Always receive calls on your left ear.
Never drink more than one coffee cup a day
Have Four emails; One financial, One for social media, One for serious stuff, and one for things you dont trust.
When you find it difficult sleeping, peel onions and stuff the slices between your feet and socks.
When you have chronic flu , Place an ice cube between the start of the backbone and end of the skull.
Chakula ikiungua, weka slices tatu ya mkate juu yake. It absorbs that pungent smell
Explain hii kwa kiswahili tafadhali
Hiyo ya onions umetudanganya.
you know onions make watery eyes . Hio ingine ni drill ya kukufanyisha extra work.
watery eyes na extra work lazma utalala
Ukiskia maumivu kwenye kichwa wakati unayo homa sugu. Tafuta barafu ya mchemraba na upapasie kwenye tamati ya fuvu ilioambatana na uti wa mgongo kwa nusu lisaa hivi
A moment of silence for our fallen Kiswahili
Unakufa lini?
Hahahaha…what’s wrong with you??
He said he is blasting on 28th…
Na wewe ndio unataka kujitia kitanzi?:D:D:D:D
There goes your answer
Hii ni mwaka gani?
Ile ilileft…
Yaani anangoja salo
I care not… Anakufa lini?
I have tried overdosing on meds, but the experience was kinda embarrassing… I tried the tried and tested ‘kamba’ the best siucide method so far, painless and swift. Since I am posting now, all didn’t work, the latter didn’t accomplish its purpose because I used what was available at the time in a forest of trees, my old leather belt, it gave when I was almost letting go of my soul. I would recommend a brand new nylon rope for you to use on 28th of this month. Godspeed! So long!
wakanda foreeeveeeer!
Kimeborongwa kweli!!