mi naomboleza tu na watu wa muguka,tuko official press conference tukitaka kujua what is our next step ya kuweka hiyo matawi…in the mean time tuingie ujinga ya wakenya…
@screwplus : Hapa ni GSU
GSU: Ndio tukusaidie aje?
@screwplus : Mimi ni Kipofu
GSU: Tunakaa kupeana macho?
@screwplus : Hapana nimekuja kufanya fujo ndo nione
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hio ya naKUMAtt na UCHumI waiite tu KUMAUCHI hypermarket
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kudate dame Mmeru ni tricky sana…
Unajifanya mromantic,mnaanza pillow fight. kidogo kidogo anatoa panga
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Nmejichocha nkabebea dem flani maji 20ltrs kutoka ground floor adi 6th floor, kufika kwa mlango ananiambia ati "asanti sana, weka tu apo chali yangu ako kwa nyumba ataingisha ndani "
Imebidi niteremke na izo mtungi zikiwa na maji adi mahali nilizitoa.
kuna ujinga sipendagi:cool:
Dating a ghetto chic like;
ME: Sasa hun.
HER: Ah! Fresh sana mzito, semaje?
ME: I just wanted to tell you that I love you
so much.
HER: Muhimu brathee, tufike kejani urarue
hii kitu ama?:D:D
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A Kikuyu man wins sportpesa jackpot
QUESTION: Utafanya nini na hii pesa?
Maina: Kwanza nitahesabu nione kama ni yote.
:D:D:DWasepere walikosea wapi aki:D:D:D
Nothing makes a guy happier than when a chic says “go and lock the door first”…
Ata trao inaweza kutega.:D:D:D
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Majuu kuna seasons nne; winter, summer, autumn na spring. Huku kenya tuko na season ya maembe, machungwa, plums, pears…
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If you want to laugh
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:D:D:D
That awkward moment when you’re in church seated next to your Ex, then the Pastor says, “Tell your neighbor its not yet over”… and you’re like, “I said its OVER”!!!:D:D:D:eek: