WADAU, HII VALENTINE...

So valentine is here and i must say,on my side this time round,it is tricky which has made me worried,something that doesn’t and has never happened to me

There is this side chic,i came to know last November while i was on tour in one of the Western towns and after some time had my threshold.By then she was nice to me,called now and then to say hi,texted and chatted and she could ask for money-mara am pressed,mara gas,mara saloon…

Then January came and things changed.Someone i used to get her calls and texts suddenly turned to a case where she only texted if she needed money.And after sending,she would mute only to surface back when she needed a favour.After the favour ,she goes dark.

So i started feeling things are not ok.Some days back i invited her to an evening out and she gladly accepted only when the time came to hit the kitty,she starts acting up on being on her periods.The fuck why would you come over getting me all imagining how i will attain the threshold only to tell me last minute you on P’s???You could have saved me the time!!
So something disturbing again apart from the silences,she has stopped asking for the money-saloon,gas,upkeep kidogo which has made me worried.

This Gwen 10,amepata new catch ama ni feelings na attention yangu ndio anataka??Or has she dumped my ass but she is afraid to tell me.I suspect there is another nigga hitting this thing other than me.
I have never been in this situations kwa vile huwa mimi ndio najitoanga mapema plus i usually dont get deep with my side chics,it’s an NSA business.

Wadau saidieni hapa…Valentine tunaanza and am seing of disappointing huyu bibi today,She expects some gift but im heading to where i have no moods for that.

Sasa unatatizika mwenzako akipata slice zake? Wivu itakuuwa kaka brazza

Haha…that’s the thing,huwa sinanga tatizo.Hii ya leo hata inanishangaza mbona. Plus was planning on hitting it one more time before nisepe…
Probably still thinking of how i can bring her back nifikishe theshold dway fway before nisepe

Ok ile song ilisema, "Wewe ni yusilesi, tena ni mannerless (yaani ndwi maana), wewe ni kolomboksi ya kutumika na watu wote. Dem amekuweka blacklist na bado unauliza maswali hapa? Unajua atakurudia huyo fala akimchuja akiwa na mimba na aseme ni yako na utalipia?

contract yako ime expire jipe shugli

Mujamaa count your loses and move on. Ngeus amekutoka and the useless ‘do me a favour’ requests pia zime cease then you are busy contradicting yourself hapa ati mara wewe ndo huwatoka but again you are worried hakuombi niadu. Like someone said hapo juu you have been degraded to friendzone category and worse still you might be a statistic by now as yule fala wa buy gas thereby joining the big list of wale ametumia kama doormat. Sitakuita beta male but wewe ni khasia.

Haha buda si uko na machungu man

Kama ni side chic tosheka na bibi/dem yako. There’s nothing more silly as a man expecting faithfulness from a side dish. Unafikiria yeye ni mjinga hajui umeoa ama unadhani wanaume wenye wanaeza buy gas wameisha hii Kenya?

Baba wewe ndio umecatch feelings and are in need of attention…ukiendelea kupursue sasa atakukamua proper…ile kiwash wash

There is this side chic

I said this before and I say it again, don’t get involved with side mbiches if you are the kind that can’t keep emotions out of it. Side chicks are for hitting it while knowing kuna nyang’au ingine pia inamkaua. Ati “which has made me worried”

You have been blessed by the departure of the side chick and ur still crying, CHIEETH OKINYI, no more stupid expenses n time wasting, no more kujishuku mbele ya bibi mkiwa church ama meetings, By the way Unajua story ya Kori huyu side dish wake ali nini mama wa kwake, if he was dumped like you he would not been in RUMANDE, now go to you golden bells hym book n sing count your blessings name them one by one

Yaani unamiss kutumiwa kama ATM??? Watu hushangaza sana.

Mi natafta Shida mahali iko sioni…ALL I’M SEEING NI BURUKENGE YA MTU TU.

  1. Side Chiq
  2. Had your threshold…And it didnt occur to you utembeze makagare?? Mission accomplished. After all she is 1 above.
  3. Ask for money…Give what you want, when you want, how you want. NO FECKIN DEMANDS. After all she is 1 above.
  4. Sarted feeling things??? Why would you for a 1 above
  5. Am tired to read on
  6. So fecking tired
  7. So so so so so so so so so so so so …Tired

8) FIKIRIA VALENTINE YA BIBI YAKO NA UWACHE UPUS. SHENJI.

Kubali bet imeungua. Wekelea ingine sirry!

Tafuta mwingine msupa saidi wacha kuwa clingy.

She was a side chick. Humtakii mazuri? Hutaki akuwe main kwa jamaa mwengine? Hutaki aolewe? Pia yye aanzishe family?

Wewe ni ATM machine, kuna mwenye anakamua - pambana na hali yako

waluya munapenda kuwa posessive hadi kwa malaya unataka akue wako tuu. Na mkiachwa hamuwachiki!!

Huyo anakupenda bado. Aliacha kukuomba pesa juu aliokoka. Usiogope, mtumie 10 sausands saa hii uone kama hatakutext “aki dhenks bae” saa huo huo amekaa tu kwa kiti hakuna mtu anamfikisha threshold tangu aokoke anakumiss mbaiya

Nko sawa buda boss huyu mujamaa ndo ana ufala kam @under23