Pale Kibuye nlikuwa na neighbour pastor na alikuwa na mtoto mrembo kuruka. That pastor was so strict on his daughter, haungempata tu hivi hivi mtaani. Nilikuwa nammezea viseriuos lakini kumpata!!
I decided to start attending Church with the main intention of landing that chic. Baada ya wiki kadhaa nikaanza kutupa lugha, kumbe dame pia alikuwa ananimezea, akaingiana Mara hiyo. The next big thing was to create time with a perfect excuse to be away from her watchful dad’s eyes.
So kuna siku pastor alikuwa aende fellowship mahali usiku, Wairimu akanishtua na akinishow nitoklezee kitu 10 hivi usiku. Mimi na nyege zangu nikaona hiyo ten ni mbali sana, nikawasili an hour earlier, nihang tu around nione mwenyewe budda akitoka.
Nikaenda mahali niliambiwa ningoje, nikajiseti nkatuliz. It was very close to the house. I was not aware pastor alikuwa ameniona kwa giza na akawa suspicious but hakureact.
Akamaliza shughuli zake akatoka na wife wake nikasema baaaas, leo ni leo. Wairimu naye hakuwaste time. Alikam but aliogopa tuingie kwa room yake ama kuenda kwangu, ikawa sasa ni kuplead nipewe hata hapo hapo kwa ground. Mpaka nikaoffer kulala chini kama yeye anaogopa. She wasn’t willing to do that either. She told me she was still a virgin na unajua tu ujinga ya virgins, basi nikamwambia ainame basi nitaweka kichwa tu. Tayari nikafungua zip, sa hiyo nimembao kishenzi, mpaka hizi veins za hapa kwa loins zimekuwa tight hadi naumwa na tumbo hata siezisimama straight.
Nikaskia a rough voice kwa giza ikisema, “Usidanganywe mtoto wangu, hiyo kitu hainanga bega. Alafu wewe nyangau tuonane kesho”. Boss, I froze. Kumbe pastor alijifanya ameenda but he came back since he had noticed something unusual. Kabla pastor anishike, I melted like thin air and disappeared into the night. Hata sijui kama alinifuata ama hakubother juu alishanijua and I don’t know what happened to Wairimu after that but mimi nilipiga exile the following day.
That was the end of my going to church na nilihama hiyo mtaa. Kumbav yeye!!
Ni ukweli trump tower ilikuwa inachomeka
saa hizi wakenya wanang’ang’ana kwa marathon huko rotterdam. mapema mUganda alitunyang’anya gold hukpo Gold Coast.
Na tunadryfry Fiji saa nane, hkm
earlier we had swept the men and women paris marathons
Usisahau Miguna Derby ya last Friday.
Alafu tuifunge na Gor ikikojolea SS United
The Ministers daughter
Leo tumebatiza wakristu wapya St. Jude Parish Ruring’u.
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True Sir. I was there, St. Jude’s Ruring’u, about 37 souls.
sasa mbona hukusema? Although i came to embu jana.
khiuku(ignore this gibberish my comp has spoilt back key)
Next time tiga kumaka. Has Dr. Mutua completed the tour?
I think he left yesterday
:D:D:D Thread kakojolewa from head to toe
loins
Walikuwa nini hapo awali?
ile dawa ya kuzuia mbu kuuma mtu inaitwaje?
na Manchester inakuwanga red always
nani ako na kiwi ya Lude