Waking up in the middle of a theft by kunguru

There was a time I took this kunguru to my bedsitter. We had had many drinks when we reached we both blacked out. A few hours later and kunguru wakes up before me, ransacks house, packs laptop and 24" tv, pockets a few cash, takes my mobile phone and is just about to leave when I wake up from the stupor. Am like, wtf???
Where you going with my things middle of the night before I even ufcked you?
She is too dumbfounded to speak.
And that is how I was saved my property

:meffi:

Take this to police, get an ob. We got no infrastructure to handle this case here:D:D

You are mixing up terms. What you got was a Lwaya, not a kunguru.

Thermal ya a few cash please.

Malizia hekaya, what happened next:

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Sema tu uliibiwa jana nakunguru, hatutakucheka.

Ilikuwa kama 8 years ago

I must confess the terms definition elude me

wewe na osungu ni maadui for life!

ungetuita tumchomeee

Similar story here. This one night stand girl I find in a club and take out. Alfajiri nimelala ameiba cologne na pesa kidogo akifungua mlango nikasikia akaruka nje nikafuata nikamkosa kumbe amejificha empty room akajifungia. Heheheee…

Alipojua anangojewa chini kwa security akaanza kuomba msamaa kwa sms. Kumbe police wameshaitwa. Nikawaambia nimemsamehe akawalipa fare soo tano halafu nikampeleka kwa rm nikamwekelea vipoa. Tulikuwa marafiki tangu. Analetanga slices 600km roho safi.

Hata musinikumbushe… Haisuru!

Anatokaga Loki?

Zi.

Where else is far like that?

CSI nini? Just for example google msa nanyuki.

These hoes ain’t loyal

Wtf ? @Hot Justice kumbe Kuna ass hapo sometimes inakaa kifua Tena ass