wanaume wa siku izi

i may not be a real man as such but tabia zingine apana jo
awa wanaume wa thanks for the add huwa wametoka tanzania ama?:confused:
how can a grown man with two balls abebe kibeti ya mwanamke town how? how? how? tafathali nipewe explanation mpaka na Morse code.
ukikataliwa na mwanamke chapa njia baba…matusi ni ya nini?
mwanaume ni kuchapa kazi…how can you spend the whole day online ukitafuta sugar mummy?:confused:
mwanaume ni kukata bila kuogopa…
dame: sasa xxxxx…aki niko down si unitumie kacredo ya soo tu (this is the sixth time)
xxxxx: aki umezoea wewe lakini leo ni siku ya mwisho sends credit:smiley:
mwanaume mzima kusema “i am watching my weight” … funda wewe na weight yako:confused:
mwanaume mzima unakasirikia mwanaume mwenzako juu hajareply texto_O…

Boss you are drunk, I can’t comprehend whatever you are trying to say.

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In my flat, there was a guy who used to carry the mamas bag out of the car to their house, then from the house to the car in the morning.

That is how they start, then you find yourself washing kids, unaosha mboga akiwa story na wenzake. Huyo mwanaume anahitaji two hot slaps na sweep.

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hapa kuna watu tofauti, kuna jamaa nyama choma na machipo karibu zimuue baada ya kazi ya kwanza alikua admitted KNH for almost three months. Hiyo ilikua diet yake ya kila siku akanona kama yote hata kupumua ilikua shida akilala :D:D

hehe alafu ukute ana kua played by the roughest nigga in the neighborhood that makes her feel like trash.

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And I am a man she is a woman.

… but i used to dry fry her when the jamaa went to buy her tampons at the supermarket ama ameenda kununua malenge kwa soko. ( your story should have ended that way)

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Una DF wife wa mtu kama ananyesha? Ata kama ni njaa?

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:D:D:D kabisa

zii, funny thing, caretaker ndio alikuwa na psyche ya hizo stuff

Fisi alert! you recently dryfried your rolling neighbour!

lakini monkey saa zingine hufikirii,hiyo ni swali?

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ol monk equality ndio itamaliza boma lako,there must be clear mutual understanding who married and who was married

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equality ni bullshit…sasa mwanaume akimbie job after 5 ndio akatekate sukuma na kuchagua mchele ndio bibi apike …
o_O

na hii yote ulikuwa una-document ukifanya nini?

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you seem to be very observant for …er… a busy man…

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kwani wewe ndio huyo caretaker anasema?

unaonaje?