Wanaume wamekaliwa chapati

Mid last year a buddy of mine , a welder by profession got a contract to do some maintaiance pale BAT , Thika … he was outsourced …

He needed more than 3 welding machines for that job n since I have one iko kwa store I chose to lent it to him for a few bucks , only if he would let me sneak inside sometimes n see how companies operate, napenda kujua mengi …

Sasa on that day , they were repairing some metal grills with a bunch of other welders kazi yangu ilikua kupatiliana chuma na kurusharusha macho hapa na pale…

I remember tulitokea kitu 9p.m , one guy called baba Chris , suggested we grab a bite in a famous joint in makongeni Thika called mzuka as we got entertained by a famous luo ohangra musician Jakadala mwenyewe. We were 3 , baba Chris , my buddy n me …

Too bad Jakadala wasn’t performing that night , so tukameza chupa Mona moja and baba Chris suggested tununue kilo ya nyama twende kwake since he lived nearby an estate called phase 5 , we all agreed it would also be nice to meet his family…

Kufika kwake gate ilikua imefungwa so wachris called his wife amufungulie gate …

Gate kufunguliwa ,hiyo sura hata njaa iliisha , this overweight lady akatuangalia from the shoes to the head … "Kasia hii , Ni Sapa uliwacha ndio uamshe ploti mzima na Hawa walevi wenzako "she barked hata hakuna salamu …

“Wachris usiniaibishe mbele ya marafiki , shika hi nyama utayarishe” wachris akanyenyekea… Wish he hadn’t , ile nyama ilichukuliwa ikatupwa kwa takataka , she then turned to us …

"Nyinyi ndio munaonyesha bwanangu Mambo ya maraya eeeeeeh ? , " She shouted at us another way of sending us away …

Wachris played calm n pretended to bade us farewell , akavutwa akaingia kwa plot gate ikafungwa …

Their are women from hell and she’s one of them.Maybe jamaa alikuwa amekaa sana bila hussle,so hiyo siku akaona apeleke kanyake.

You are born… You live under your parents/moms authority till 18yrs…

Then get married… And you are back under your wife’s care till death…

I am sure life isn’t meant to be this way.

Namzaba makofi hapohapo

maisha yako yote hutawai jua amani ni nini.

:D:DOverweight shiny eye lady… kama malaya wa pale goodhope…

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Kamau eeh, Walahi weh ni Mgondi! :smiley:

What if she was to do this while preparing your nyama…would you be more comfy… :D:D:D

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I’m very sure you have told this story before but the BAT welding angle and “ohangra” is new.

alikataa kufanya ivo kitambo

are those welds this good?

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