My distinguished sponsors,elders,senior elders and fellow villagers,good morning this wonderful evening!!!bois of uas hia am OK I’ve just taken that ka thing I just promised the other night I would so as to hekaya you more!!!parental advisory, I Neva went to group of schools like @Dune so 4give my englich,its always nice to comment on sm1ns post ndio machungu ipunguke.(ref:dune,true story3) I promise to comment on that thread once any of you does,
Eeeer,that’s not what brought mi hia,so the story continues ,boy wenyu mwaminifu akawacha ngeus itembeze with a promise kesho atapata Mali so long as socks ziko.akunanga kitumbaya ka kudoz na blue balls(gues zilikuwa dark blue if not darkest blue).boy child hakudoze,mind tu inacheza zile za mbona nilikuwa nimepatia hiki ki neighbour first aid kits zote!,to digress kidogo tuu,this nigger was very lucky with the p-givers design alikuwa anamaliza sure zake anauliza ka Niko in sured.‘if I’m y not assist???,nilikuwa nimempa zote some two weeks ago!!!)
Sa story ni kuamua kesho itakuwaje ,niendee kwa kale ka dispensary ka vaite ama nistue maich?,well I don’t mind nikiona eti tax imekatwa koz nimeishi kuwa sure,till employment where I met the likes of kiss me,ma trust huku zingine ni studded!,nwaiz maich was the best option ju ile Baze ya vaite haikuwahi kosa customers!!. Its nao about 7am,Mimi huyoo kwa mlango ya maich,weh guy uko na ma supply??, hehehe umeangukia jackpot?hebu cheki apo chini ya bed.,wow!a whole packet of being sure!!!,I take ka strip kamoja ju kunavile guy ako rada yangu nisichukue more,(BTW not b4 I checked the expiry).
Set for action I thank him n return to the lions den n await for the prey.kufanya ma usafi huku nikiwa rada ya evry1 passing outside.@pseudonym my eng ended there,!
Iletym nime fngua ka mlango zangu ni Ku cheki njei,kangeus kanapita,sijui ni fom ya kuenda shop ama,so nachora lazma nkachapie,msemo ni fuata nyuki ule asali,eeh mresh mambo! Ujue chenye ulinituma nishaendea,na ujue singe enda ku’buy’ ka sio we we,as I escort her towards the gate…ngeus Ku feel ma shy on me ikadai,siwezi kufail but ukumbuke ni kamoja2!
With that said nkafika kwa gate n kurudi ili ni safishe rada ya Mtaa ,area iyo nilikuwa na tu potential!!!
The husler has to hastle,nikaenda ziara zangu za kujenga nchi(nilikuwa nimeitwa na boiz wangu tuka offload trailer flani).kitu 2pm tusha maliza.kujibonda nyama +kachumbari(recommended by dokta dondo for those who complain eti ka kwanza Kame ponyoka)huwa inamek mjulubeng Ku last longer 1st round,@Dune wa mandela sijui APA utasemaje,
Nsharudi home,Leo ata siendi kwa neiba kucheki series(dirty sexxy money).nadai kutulia kedjani ,kitu nine pm ka knock kwa mlango,Sema kuamka nkaa na shindana na bolt 100 mtrs,ngeus imeleta fud as always BTW Leo najua Niko na balanced diet,the only question is nianze side gani ya Meza??,karibisha mresh,na Leo aka ka nguo amevalia ni kagani wenzangu,nishaanza kuskia wengine wakipoint north pole!!!in less than 10 mins Adam n eve wako vile waliumbwa,though Adam lazma sijui avalie kofia,apan taka ma sijui Luwere!,boi child kuanziwa missionary kidogo kidogo ma style zingine complex hadi ingine sijui ni al kebab ama?hapa ni kuji tolea angles zote za maths!!!bado mjulubeng ni stronghold (tharaka nithi I gues),threshold kufikishwa,mresh ameanza kudai sa so umeget please let it remain btwn the two of us!si nimekugawia as promised, rem results zangu za uchaguzi hazijarudi bado!mresh sa ni kumchoresha sa kunavile hizi CD nlibai tuzitumie pamoja,n tumetumia moja2!,BTW si tuliagree ka moja tu,boi child ako ka niivyo wacha tuendeleee had I results zikam!ziki karibia,piga brakes kiasi,safari anza tena!!!,ngeus kuona hii safari haishi ikabidi imekubali reelection.boi child ikawachilia results ikijua hizo ni preliminary!!! The following days/weeks UA 1n only Neva starved,wel hadi ngeus ikarudi kwao!,tulipatana after kitu three months akitembelea siz yake huku Niki toka bafu!sema Ku stuka kiasi,kuna kitu inamea huko!then nkakumbuka nilikuwa nakula nkiwa SURE!!!thanks tu serikali ya Mwai!!!
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bila mbicha n uwongo mtupu hapa
:meffi::meffi:
go back to the site and attach a sketch or even the food remains. ama tuseme hii ni @kelele tupu
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Ndodo. Weka hata fingerprint.
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Not reading. Until an a renouned elder gives feedback
I won’t read your comment,unless sm1 tells me what is Kanyau