Was Cohen hiding at the septic tank?

They say he was hiding in the septic tank to try and catch his wife cheating.

On the fateful night, he returned and jumped through the adjacent wall, he unfortunately slid on the wet cement and fell headfirst into the septic tank, he lay unconscious till he succumbed to his injuries.

A worker who was to seal the opening proceeded to seal it aloof of anything that might have happened.

After carefully sealing the opening, he proceeded to place twigs and some vegetation so as the cement could dry slowly.

Worker kept pouring water daily on the cement so that it could dry well.

~more to be revealed, will update on new theories as they are brought forward

Mūhahī !

:D:D:Dwhat the fuck?
Ni kama Dame kusema she tripped and fell on a dick then got pregnant

:smiley:

Halafu akajifunga mikono na rope?
Pia akajifunga na polythene.:rolleyes:

…he also wrapped himself with a polythene bag and tied his own arms tightly. Murgo will argue this case in order to get his share.

Our very own James Bond from Kakamega also denied his charges albeit a video showing him daggling on the chopper.

And tied himself and wrapped himself @administrator I can’t take this anymore

This has happened before and a court ruled in favor of the accused chief. Let’s stop with the jokes for now.

That part is where things get interesting…

this man is begging to be insulted

@digi mtu huficha ujinga kidogo. Sio kutoa yote hadharani.

It’s not my theory

Leta twist… you know, like the polythene wrapped itself around him.

Yes, then cockoaches in the tank brought a polythene bag and tied him. Danganya maasai

I kent, this evidence is konki

Tulia uone madam akienda Scott free, murgor Hapana mcheso

Hii Kenya… I got no words.

There’s a case where someone killed himself the set his body on fire

Only in this shithole nation hehe

He jumped through the adjacent wall and unfortunately for him there was black polythene paper ilikuwa imeanikwa kwa kamba ku dry, akapita nayo adi ndani ya septic plus hizo kamba. Alijipata ameji wrap na polythene na kujifunga na kamba akitry kujikwamuwa kutoka kwa maji ya septic.