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Hi villagers, protocol observed. before I raise my issue wacha nianze from scratch.
There is this girl (muslim lady in this case) I met late last year at my workshop. I had a crush on her but having read some books sikuwa na mbio na yeye. from a distance she noticed me and knew I was into something and with no time she started coming at my workplace akijifanya anataka huduma. being a fisi nlijua tu hii lazima nagonga na nimezee

FFW… since then mpaka leo tumezoeana sana (not friendzone) to an extend that she even introduced me kwa Familia yake of which its illegal unless the relationship will lead to marriage. she tells me now n the kuwa ananipenda n that she is more secured with the love am showering her with, through our chats she’s so soft seductive and naughty to nail it all but shida ni kuwa when I invite her kibin she complains ati something “bad” might happen tukiwa pekee yetu. so me huenda na yeye beach ama dinner mpaka nafeel nikama nadate dadangu.

my fella villagers specifically not fisis nisaidieni na mawazo nijue kama huyu dame anajifanya ama she’s really into serious relationship kama anavyodai ati mpaka niende kwao rasmi.

I am already disqualified from rendering my million dollar advice.

Vunja mbuzi mguu

How long have you bn dating her?

If she is a strict Muslim then there have this thing that they should remain virgins till they get married(Which does not make sense for your case since she is planning to get married to you). Jaribu kuomba mkia kama atakupatia.

Hii maneno ya ‘extend’ tutarudia Mara ngapi jameni

I can’t eat behind. plus sijui nyuma ntaomba vipi

mpeleke clubbing…

you have disqualified the entire ‘experienced’ battalion

Hapo ndo shida iko bratha. You are not friend zoned but uko kwa family zone (hii ni hatari sana). Mwambie itabidi amekuamini na akuje kwa keja. What she thinks is ''bad" has been proven to be good.

wewe uko friendzone! ndio maana hataki umpige kuni. Utakuja kupigwa Na butwaa akikwambia, Tiger, come meet my fiance.
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1.Advice hauwezi pata kutoka kwa villagers,nv,labda few distinguished sv ,V.E. na V.S
2.Vunja yeye magoro na wacha mambo ya friend zone, kesi baadaye
3.Unapeleka mrembo dinner kwani hauna jikoni
4.kuwa mwanaume by stating your intentions.

like almost a year

unarushiwa mtama kama njiwa kakangu

Your are not a REAL FISI.

ok. apologies rudini sasa

Nipe mkia NV nikamue

kesi baadae…

GFF!!! may the good Lord give me your patience and restraint. Does shotgun wedding ring a bell??

najiaminia sana but on this, it’s the greatest challenge ever