Water Rationing

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

Naona kama hii shida iliisha, swali ni, maji imetoka wapi? Ndakaini bado haijajaa na hakujakuwa na mvua kubwa ya maana. Kidero ndie alikuwa anatufungia maji, sisi wafuasi wa uthamaki? Pale unaishi, mko na maji?

 

[kasaman]

Naona kama hii shida iliisha, swali ni, maji imetoka wapi? Ndakaini bado haijajaa na hakujakuwa na mvua kubwa ya maana. Kidero ndie alikuwa anatufungia maji, sisi wafuasi wa uthamaki? Pale unaishi, mko na maji?

Cartels and wastage has been a headache

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

Cartels and wastage has been a headache

So where has water come from if they are still there?

 

[Duke of Busia]

bado umoja the rationing is intermittent

 

[Grundy]

Rationing iliisha kabisa....kidero alikuwa anatafuta pesa ya campaigns.

 

[Thagichu]

So where has water come from if they are still there?

Cartels used to hoard it so that you buy from them.

Umeelewa?

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

Cartels used to hoard it so that you buy from them.

Umeelewa?

Mzito Sonko aliwaambia waende wakikauka? Si yule Jagili Kidero alikuwa anataka kuuza Nairobi water

 

[biraru]

Hata mii nilishangaa kwani ndakaine imejaa haraka aje..kidero was the worst thing that happened to NCC. He should go hump a mahogany's bark

 

[Rene Descartes]

Rationing is still in effect.

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

Rationing is still in effect.

Wapi huko?

 

[Rene Descartes]

Wapi huko?

along thika road

 

[roots]

1.....
A son argued with his father insisting that 1 + 1 was equal to 11.
The father looked at the son and said: "Go and buy 2 boiled eggs, the son went and returned with the two eggs.
The father said, Give one to me and another to your brother,
And the son asks: What about mine?
The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ... nonsense

2...
@Female Perspective anapenda pesa sijui kama nini.even when you tell her " GO TO HELL " she will say " I don't have transport

3...
Ukiomba mtu pesa alafu uone typing more than 2mins mwambie awache tu ushapata... bcs ile explanation inakuja imeshinda evidence ya Nasa..

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

1.....
A son argued with his father insisting that 1 + 1 was equal to 11.
The father looked at the son and said: "Go and buy 2 boiled eggs, the son went and returned with the two eggs.
The father said, Give one to me and another to your brother,
And the son asks: What about mine?
The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ... nonsense

2...
@Female Perspective anapenda pesa sijui kama nini.even when you tell her " GO TO HELL " she will say " I don't have transport

3...
Ukiomba mtu pesa alafu uone typing more than 2mins mwambie awache tu ushapata... bcs ile explanation inakuja imeshinda evidence ya Nasa..

 

[roots]

Conversation in a salon in Nyeri:
*Salonist:* Wakariuki bona hushapagi mzee wako?
*Wakariuki:* Aaaah hakuna haja, huyo ni wa Arsenal
manashapagwo kira wakati!

 

[Thagichu]

1.....
A son argued with his father insisting that 1 + 1 was equal to 11.
The father looked at the son and said: "Go and buy 2 boiled eggs, the son went and returned with the two eggs.
The father said, Give one to me and another to your brother,
And the son asks: What about mine?
The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ... nonsense

2...
@Female Perspective anapenda pesa sijui kama nini.even when you tell her " GO TO HELL " she will say " I don't have transport

3...
Ukiomba mtu pesa alafu uone typing more than 2mins mwambie awache tu ushapata... bcs ile explanation inakuja imeshinda evidence ya Nasa..

 

[roots]

'I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends
up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

along thika road

Nairobi water haven't updated their schedule in a while

 

[kermit]

since elections never had a dry tap. hio ng'ombe inaitwa kidero sitaki kuisikia

 

[Fala 12]

Hapa gatharaini bado tunaumia, mtungi moja ni 70bob

 

[Ngimanene na nyeni]

Hapa gatharaini bado tunaumia, mtungi moja ni 70bob

70 Mitungi ngapi per day?​